Muscle Relaxer

A girl decides to give a man a back massage. At this point he secretly pulls out his cock and starts jerking off. If the man is not sneaky enough, the girl is surprised and runs screaming out of the room. Either way, the man is left feeling refreshed and relaxed.

What is better than steak and a blow job? A muscle relaxer.

by Jellens April 10, 2009

Muscle Hamster

To be swollen; to be fucking jacked. Gaining so much mass that girls offer ass. The definition of having guns for buns. Flex for sex? You don't even need to flex to get sex. Remember, Muscles, never steamers.

Dude have you seen that kid AAJ? Kids a fucking Muscle Hamster.

That Townie murph is the definition of a Muscle Hamster

by GainMassForAss November 8, 2012

Muscle-in On Your Racket

Most commonly used for, but definitely not limited to, describing the act of stealing or having an affair with someone's significant other.

No, no, man... I've been friends with your girl for years. I'm not trying to muscle-in on your racket or anything like that.

by pr0j3[+ m4yh3m July 20, 2008

America muscle

Think american muscle is cool. Try Australian muscle! V8's forever!!!!!

brrrrrrrrrrrr look at that holden!

by loops December 2, 2004

cunt-muscle

A muscle in the vagina, used to call someone when they are a complete homo.

Robert: I like long walks on the beach where I feel close to nature
Anthony: You are such a cunt-muscle

by Anthony Paolillo May 29, 2007

Beer muscles

The muscles- or more likely the lack thereof- found in the male abdominal area. This phrase is a tailor-made justification for excessive amber nectar consumption, and places the onus on drinking a six-pack, rather than having one.

'Been to the gym lately?'
'Nah, but I gave the beer muscles a good workout last night.'

by Tommy Trawler February 9, 2004

muscle pig

A pig that is very muscular and has a stinky scent because it is awesome

I like your muscle pig. It looks very handsome.

by Ilovesocks01 June 26, 2017