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murphy's law

The law that Eddie Murphy will never again be funny until he goes back to Saturday Night Live. The good one, from the nineties. Start working on that time machine, Mr. Ed.
MR. ROBINSON'S NEIGHBORHOOD
"I spent the day/ making a friend/ for life/ too bad/ i was making it with/ the land lord's wife

Others:

WHITE LIKE ME
BUCKWHEAT SINGS
BUCKWHEAT GETS SHOT
BUCKWHEAT DIES
by Radioman December 2, 2003
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Murphy's Law

Any bad shit that seems to want to happen will happen no matter what the fuck you do about it! I beleive that the problem gods are a result of this.
Example of Murphy's Law

"If you piss off the problem gods......
Well dont piss off the problem gods."
by Richard Porter September 25, 2006
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morph

An individual who is addicted to plastic surgery and, as such, changes in appearance frequently.
Ryan was certain that the model's breasts were real, but was sad to discover that their rapid change couldn't be explained by regular growth. She was most certainly a morph.
by Erotoxin December 21, 2008
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Murphy

Murphy is a handsome, well-behaved and smart dog. A labradoodle Murphy is the best type of Murphy, they are especially amazing.
"What's that dog doing humping that small Asian boy? "
"It's Murphy, he is into that kind of stuff. "

"What should I name my dog? I want him to be handsome, well behaved and generally amazing."
"Murphy."

"Who is that Kidd walking that super handsome dog? "
"I don't know the Kidd, but that there is Murphy. "
by TheWebmaster November 9, 2010
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Morphine

An addicting drug that can be taken by tablet, syrup, injection and possibly even through smoking..Morphine alleviates severe pain.
''Oh look!'' That chick is addicted to Morphine!
by Lauraaaaz! May 21, 2010
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Murphy

The Best Guy A Girl Could Ever Ask For
Oh Murphy Is Such A Ladies Man!
by ShakeyNakey May 18, 2018
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Drew Murphy

A caring, hot, sexy, built, strong, and large guy that always has a unique way of getting the ladies. He will do whatever it takes to get that one hot girl and also thinks of many crafty ways of getting that girl to like her too. He is one of the finest, handsome, and awesome human that will ever live on the face of the Earth.
Look at Drew Murphy with that hot blonde, I wish I was like him.

Drew Murphy, can you tell me why all the girls hang around you but not me at all the clubs, bars, and wherever you are int he world?
by The Arth September 23, 2011
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