The good ship murder 

A very fucking stupid ex police man decided to sing and the fucker later found dead people and thought “oh! Lets go figure this out!” As if he was a detective, in which he was not.

Singer man: dead people!

Butler: i dont think you should check that outs your a singer no-

Singer man: CLUEDO IRL

* Roll the credits to The good ship murder. *

The good ship murder by Pigeon14 December 6, 2023

brutal pipe murder 

The action in which you(Elias Bouchard) kill someone by use of a pipe. Neat, hm?

"Today is the anniversary of brutal pipe murder! Let us all make posts on tumblr and do some silly fanarts once again."

brutal pipe murder by Buhbyh January 20, 2024

GO GO GADGET MURDER GOKU 

What Inspector Gadget says to kill goku instantly

Goku: wait, you're the guy who's gonna fight me?
Goku: i am the strongest character in fiction. No one can ever defeat me with my-
Inspector Gadget: GO GO GADGET MURDER GOKU
Goku: *dies*

GO GO GADGET MURDER GOKU by GenieTheDude April 29, 2024

Witness a murder 

You watching someone get killed from a distance

Yooo , I just witness a murder im shaking really bad

Witness a murder by z12fruadin December 29, 2024

Witness a murder 

You watch someone get killed from a far.

Yooo , I witness a murder early this morning

Witness a murder by z12fruadin December 29, 2024

The opposite of CHILD MURDER 

Yes.

Hym "It's the opposite of CHILD MURDER, yes, but is IN NO WAY the opposite of 'publishing a theory of AI that is then implemented by tech retards.' So, yeah.

The opposite of CHILD MURDER by Hym Iam July 1, 2025

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault. 

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault.

The attorney said that Texas' murder statute calls for 99 years in prison, but not assault. by plssn April 11, 2020