Pocket Muffin

1. A muffin you keep in your pocket when you are leaving the place where you got the muffin.

2. A sex act where by a woman is pleasured by someone sticking their hands in her pocket.

I am glad I took this pocket muffin because I am starving.

I am glad I took part in this pocket muffin because I was board.

by Fatrazmo December 20, 2010

muffin diving

to eat the pussy

Dave: Hey bro, did you hook up with that chick last night?
Bob: Yeah man! I went muffin diving too!
Dave: Aw dude what the fuck?

by BaconBacon1 August 23, 2011

Angst Muffin

Someone who constantly grumbles about life and/or complains about anything and everything imaginable.

My friend is such an angst muffin; all he ever does is groan about how terrible his home life is.

If you keep being an angst muffin, nobody will want to hang out with you.

by Zephyranthia November 24, 2010

tard muffin

Another work used to describe an idiot or someone just did something that you didn't like.

:::Supervisor Lauren puts a new policy into effect that is really stupid:::

Lauren you're a tard muffin

by WornFromDisaster August 1, 2005

chode muffin

A chode muffin is when your chode farts into your hand and you stick it under someones nose so they could smell it.

German made me smell his chode muffin.

by Douchecake September 29, 2005

poop muffin

a person who has mutch fiber in their poop.

Matt: I love to eat grain
BOB: Matt ur A POOP MUFFIN!

by robert moseltof May 3, 2008

Conneticut muffin

When a woman wakes up a man by sitting on his face and shaking her booty until he wakes shouting 'Conneticut Muffin!!'

Yo bitch wake up and taste some conneticut muffin!!

by CF muff March 7, 2009