Muff'O'Maniac

One you is obsessive about the amout of muff they recieve. They are usually large drug abusers and have dominatrix tendencies. They don't care how they get the muff they just want it, and if you havent figured it out yet Muff is a slang word for Vagina.

"Ive munched over a hundred muff's this week, my doctor says I'm a Muff'O'Maniac."

by Jesus Hernandez September 7, 2004

muff dodger

A gay man, who is not interested in female genitalia

Look at the way he walks, aw man, that is most certainly a muff dodger

by Peterlennard August 6, 2007

Muff Cabbage

Used in the episode South Park "It's a Jersey thing" to make fun of the Jersey accent. The people from Jersey in the episode keep saying Muff Garbage, but everyone in South Park thinks they are saying Muff Cabbage.

Jersey woman: "You're Garbage, you're Muff Garbage!"
Normal Woman: "Did you just say Muff Cabbage?"

by Mithotyn October 18, 2010

Muff Cabbage

Slang for a woman's vagina.

Theresa: YOU'RE A MUFF CABBAGE! PSYCHO BITCH

*10 mins later*

Theresa: Sorry I overreacted it's a Jersey Thing

by Roc18 October 16, 2010

muff puff

the lady who drinks from the hairy cup of love.

"i know this girl who is proper lez, she is a real MUFF PUFF

by andy rad January 19, 2006

muff muff

a short mexican that makes muffins yo!

muff muff is always coming around with his burnt muffins

by easy squeezy April 23, 2008

muff dogged

When you get ditched by your lesbian friend because she is going after some girl she's interested in.

Whoa I can't believe she totally just muff dogged us.

by bob January 14, 2009