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Muddy Hotpocket

The act of feeding your girl laxatives, corking her stinker and then stuffing an assortment of deli meats and cheeses inside her cunt before pounding her until she pops like a hot pocket in a microwave.
Brittany, I let Gavin give me a Muddy Hotpocket last night and now my box smells like thanksgiving at grams house.
by MissMonk April 19, 2021
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muddy butt stank

The humid poopy butt stank aroma forced through a fat girls ass crack when she sits down to fast and causes a pungent wind drift that smells of a sweaty, poopy and dirty pubic hair stench that gives males a hard on because it reminds them of butt fucking a fat girl on a hot and humid summer night
Tanya's muddy butt stank filled my nostrils like rotten cake batter that made me throw up in my mouth a little bit right after I tounge punched her fart box that resembled a boiling mud hole that I saw at Yellowstone national park while on vacation this summer.
by Fart box tounge puncher August 10, 2017
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Nutty muddy buddy

When two male best friends have anal with the same woman, ejaculating in her anus.
Yeah man, me and Justin are real close we’ve been nutty muddy buddy’s since 9th grade.”
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Muddy Poon

Anything covered in mud that stank.
Your mom's muddy poon smelled like a Florida swamp.
by BRatedMovieZombie November 24, 2020
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muddy pumpkin

To remove the guts of a pumpkin, carve out your favorite Halloween character and then replace the guts with shit. Finally, place a candle inside the shit filled pumpkin. Serve warm.
Ralph gave me a blumpkin, I gave Ralph a muddy pumpkin.
by Lee Harvey Teabag October 21, 2017
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muddy raccoon

The action of blackening both of your girlfriends eyes and then preceding to shit all over her face.
T: I told Lisa last night about the muddy raccoon.

J: be careful or she’ll end up with pink eye too.
by Do it all crew March 16, 2023
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muddy marlins

Hot girls who like to run through the mud and show the prissy girls how its done. Slow and dirty!
Me and I Muddy Marlins are doing a 5k this Saturday! Wanna join our team?
by beemoody September 5, 2016
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