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monday d'ohshits

The early-Monday-morning forgetfulness that plagues individuals returning to the weekday routine. Usually results in abrupt turnarounds on the sidewalk or u-turns on the road when the commuter realizes he/she has left their files/iphone/lunch at home.
Andrew had a case of the monday d'ohshits, and climbed onto the downtown bus before realizing he'd left his pants on the bedroom floor.
by louispound January 11, 2010
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Monday night girl

A girl you don't introduce to your parents or your friends. She serves her purpose, sexually, maintenance fee's are real low. But she does not get top date night billing like Friday or Saturday night. She may move up higher in the rotation if she can cook bonus if she does your laundry
My Monday night girl is coming over to make me a meatloaf and blow me watching football. Hope I beat the point spread on the shop football pool
by HO- HOPR October 13, 2022
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Boy Monday

by Big - Red November 30, 2011
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Cyber Monday

a day in which all of the fat niggas out there who can't put on a pair of clothes BUY BUY BUY!
meh im too lazy to get off my fatass for b l a c k friday so ima wait for cyber monday
by feel the bern busy December 1, 2019
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Super Bowel Monday

An event that happens the Monday after the Super Bowl, where you spend all day on the toilet pooping after eating pounds of junk food and drinking liters of beer.
*At work on the Monday after the Super Bowl*
Boss: "Hey Jason, do you know where Tim is? He was supposed to send the spreadsheets to my office an hour ago?"
Jason: "He's in the bathroom"
Boss: "Oh yeah! It's super bowel monday today!" Hold on, I think I have to go to.
by partyrockstar222 February 3, 2020
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Monday

the day of the week you look forward to the most because you get to spend it with a woman you are completely in love with. she is usually one of a kind and the most beautiful woman you've ever known. most people hate mondays because it's the first day of the work week. for some very fortunate people, it's a day you can forget about all your troubles and and hold your baby in your arms
friend: "damn i wish it wasn't sunday, i have to work tomorrow"

you: "haha, sucks for you! Monday's are bomb.com! I'll be with my baby"
by 3265 April 8, 2011
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freckle monkey monday

word used as a term for arican americans so they do not know white people are talking about them..
Chris,"Oh no freckle monkey mondays at 1200"
Christin,"Huh?"
by Jotomexican January 9, 2008
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