moffited

Getting stuck in a conversation that lasts ten times longer than it should.

I just got moffited by Larry from Accounting regarding my expense report.

by iamnottomgreen2 May 6, 2014

Moff

The opening on your face, below your nose. Commonly used in Liberia west Africa.

Look at your moff. just over there lying

by All the names are taken. July 19, 2018

Mofongo

A self respecting young woman who dresses like a lady of the night to attract attention with the goal of getting piped down by the squad

That Mofongo works hard all week, and then dresses to attract gawkers when she goes out to the plaza.

by breakfastfordinner May 8, 2021

Rachel Moffat

The slowest poker on all of facebook.

Rachel Moffat is so slow at poking it's funny

by holligan655 March 28, 2011

wild mofo

a pokemon that rapes your anal canal with its large black dick

Wild Mofo uses rape!

by THE KUGINATOR December 14, 2013

Sean Moffitt

You don’t wanna know what happened cuh

Sean Moffitt put in a bad performance

by Was a bad oul night February 11, 2022

Messy Moffitt

The act of eating someone’s ass while they suffer from raging diarrhea. The person who is eating the ass is sprayed with diarrhea and gives them a beard that looks like Jeff Moffitt.

Molly once demanded to eat my ass. I told her, "Molly, i've been having some pretty bad diarrhea. ...and i've got one on deck. I don't think you wanna do that." Turns out she's into Messy Moffitt’s. ...She looked like she grew a beard afterwards.

by Doc_that_guy October 31, 2022