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micrococklet

The smallest penis ever know to human kind; barely sufficient to count as an “outy” and certainly too small to hold, limiting the owner to sit down wees for the rest of their lives.
To be fair, DJ wasn’t the micrococklet
by OptimusPrimate2022 December 2, 2022
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Micro

The little shit stain that moans when he wipes his ass and wants to have sex with Joey (from dkoldies) bro digs in his ass crack for crumbs to eat, probably shits his pants to talk to his discord kitten all day, and gets absolutely no bitches 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Note: fuck you micro -DKcocksocks
Hey Jim have you seen the new micro comment
Is it the one that goes "y'all suck🤢🤢🤮🤮"?
Yeah! Spot on
The morel of the story is fuck micro
by Omega virgin September 4, 2022
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microaggressioner

Someone who's daily verbal or behavioral actions, (intentional or unintentional) communicate hostile, derogatory, and negative attitudes toward stigmatized or culturally marginalized groups.
Nick is such a microaggressioner, he makes these jokes that seem to have an underlying tone.
by Mkflow September 15, 2022
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Micro

Before you were born you were a single celled organism and was MICRO
by Shredded cheddar September 28, 2022
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microbang

when a trans man has penetrative sex using his bottom growth
"u ready to microbang, gurl?"

"yes, daddy"
by bangboi69 September 30, 2022
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micro-ghosting

When someone is only reply to your texts only when they want to engage in a conversation or feel like they need your attention.

It's ghosting in short term.
Someone: That girl Celiné is totally micro-ghosting me.
by seeeeeb December 18, 2022
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microcastration

A minor behavior or inconvenience that offends one’s fragile masculinity
“They only had oatmilk at the Starbucks yesterday, what a microcastration.”
by vaginaeyebags January 5, 2023
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