messy beacon

the act of vomiting on someone's ass and using it as lube to fuck them. the term was first originated in 1920 under the holy see of pope benedict xv one night in the vatican. rumours swept america by storm when talk of cardinal merry del val's homosexual encounters were finished with del val vomiting onto a bishop's asshole. americans coined the shocking term "messy beacon" when more rumours appeared that new york city mayor gandolph beacon gave his homosexual lover a messy beacon of his own. and so the rest was history!

dude, last night i got really drunk at this gay bar my girlfriend dragged me to and before you know it i gave this guy a messy beacon.

by Charles McCloud December 12, 2008

mest

A mest is a combinaiton of a pest and a mess, but frequently used as a term of endearment.

My baby is such a mest for throwing up in the alley after the bar closed and drunk-dialing my ass at 4 am.

by Schnoosy July 31, 2006

Mesticle

Fan of the band Mest (see also, Tony Lovato, Nick Giggler, Jeremiah Rangle, and Matt Lovato)

I am a Mesticle for life.

by Ashweed October 10, 2004

mesey

a MESEY is a unwiped asshole that is full of semen

GODDAMN dude wipe your mesey

by daboss117 November 21, 2014

Misty

A girl who is a bitch and a homerecker. And a whore

You see that hoe over there she is such a misty

by Leondre2030 October 16, 2019

mest

"messed up" or "that sucks"

tommy to nathan:you smell like poop
saruh: that's mest

by michelle angeline March 11, 2008

Metty

A dirty homeless azn who likes to hang with his Critical Ass homies and listen to Iron Maiden. Usually disguised as a fat 45 year old black man.

<Metty> hay c0rran mah homie go listen to iron maiden :3
<Corran> No Metty, You're gay
<Metty> fine
<Metty> be back in 10 mins
<Metty> gonna go jack off over my iron maiden poster
<Metty> come to me steve harris!

by Corran January 3, 2005