drunken mermaid

Drinking wine, alone in a bathtub, while crying. Usually named Lee B.

Lee was being a drunken mermaid yesterday.

by Bran G February 16, 2020

Rowdy Mermaid

When a woman pees on her partners face while she is receiving cunnilingus. Most times unwanted and only for the gratification of the giving party.

Girl, Joe came in for some fish tacos but I gave him the Rowdy Mermaid.

by CumboochaKing October 30, 2020

Making mermaids

When you jerk off and bust your load into the toilet and flush it.

They call me Poseidon because I'd be making mermaids, I'm king of Atlantis!

by Daddy Genki January 19, 2021

Floating Mermaid

When taking a dump in a porta-potty and the shit hits the water and the blue colored water and it gently kisses your butt hole

I was taking a dump in a 130 degree Porta-potty and the water gave me a Floating Mermaid

by Doc-Johnson July 25, 2021

Sewer mermaid

Ratchet ass trashy ass no classy ass thirty ass bitch or manbitch a mitch

That woman is a pure bread sewer mermaid aka a peice of horse shit right out a horses ass.

by Heaven Lii October 1, 2021

Dirty mermaid

A female so stanky that the only way you could fuck her was with her genitals underwater, ie a bathtub.

Being sure to avoid any situation that could make bubbles allowing her her yeastie Twang to reach the surface, ie a hottub

It stinks like dog food in the bathroom and the floor is soaking wet..... you had that dirty mermaids around again haven't you! Make sure you clean that bathroom and whatever the hell that is is around the edges

by Le on January 26, 2022

Moist Mermaid

Tie a girls legs together during sex, then pull out at the end and finish on her body

Last night I did a sick moist mermaid

by Dan2024 March 10, 2022