dave matthews tickets

Code for DMT or dimethyltryptamine

Dude i've got those Dave Matthews Tickets, you ready to blastoff?

by Futchy December 20, 2017

sassy matthew

A sassy matthew is a human, specifically a friend, who exhibits abnormal amounts of sass spontaneously, without being provoked

When Alex promptly responded to Laura's average question with sass, Laura proceeded to call Alex a sassy matthew.

by KjoRocks June 7, 2018

Kyle Matthews

The hugest flaker ever! He literally has his own ceral box!

Wow you’re not on when you said! You’re being such a big Kyle matthews

by Pjs4twenty July 17, 2018

Kai Matthews

A degenerate teenager cunt who only thinks about himself and is a huge fucking cunt who would never help anyone on any accord now matter how easy the task is.

Teacher: Tom can you help me move this paper across the room
Tom: No, I'm fine, tell someone else to do it
Others: Wow Tom is such a Kai Matthews.

by swh7777 October 2, 2018

The Matthew Benton

1. To bail out of something at the last minute

2. To break a contract, verbal or written

3. To lie about a previously made agreement

The Matthew Benton

Petros: Are you coming to my party?

Matthew: Yeah course mate

Narrator: Matthew had no intention of coming to his party

by Big Akin May 24, 2019

rich matthew

A rich bah humbug little shit bastard

Eww there is a rich matthew

by Bl_lxnny December 8, 2019

kerry matthews

The epitome of sexy, a dominant sexual woman who knows her desires and acts upon them

I met a right Kerry Matthews the other night, I think I may be in love

by Bonn. April 2, 2020