Miserable Maggie

A term used to describe someone who can’t give blowjobs. The experience is usually very short, dry and overall *miserable*.

Person 1: “Hey! How did last night go?”

Person 2: “I was so disappointed! My gf is such a miserable maggie!”

by thiccmamas2012 February 23, 2022

Harold Magee

A bald man. He always sits on the bed and asks his wife when they eating chicken. He like water melon, and sounds like a ghost at times.

Trey!!! What the- What the- What The- I'm Harold Magee

Wow, look at him. He's bald. Such a Harold Magee.

by 99Pounds September 24, 2023

Mad Maggie

An angry hand-job.

It was my birthday, but my wife was angry with me, so I ended up just getting a "Mad Maggie" from her.

by The JDub January 2, 2024

Dirty Maggie

When a Girl is so beautiful you can’t help but stare into her eyes while making love to her, its similar to tantra and is extremely intimate.

This girl was so amazing I couldnt help but treat her to a dirty maggie.

by Self Gnosis December 11, 2024

uss maggie's chee!

A phrase used by middle schoolers in rural elk county to alert people to uss (or tickle) Maddix's (who is nicknamed Maggie) cheese.

Mason: yo uss him

Loaf:uss maggie's chee!

by MLoaf November 27, 2025

Uss Maggie's Chee!

The term used bye teenagers in rural Elk County Pennsylvania describing to uss or tickle a person named Maggie's, cheese.

Yo bro I see Maggie lacking over there we should go uss Maggie's chee!

by MLoaf November 27, 2025

Pulling a Maggie

When you send a text to the wrong person or group.

Don't be texting too many people at once, you don't wanna be pulling a Maggie."

by CrewLife October 11, 2015