mitteration
Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.
Speaking like Mitt Romney. Boring, pointless droning on political topics with minimal show of emotion and frozen facial expression as he lies and changes political stances from minute to minute. Listening first produces a zombie-like state followed by unconsciousness.
A mitteration:
I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.
(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.
(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.
(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.
I am strongly in favor of a woman's right to choose.
(Next day) Unless she chooses an abortion.
(Two days later) Or to marry another woman.
(Three days late) Women shouldn't need to choose anything, they should be subservient to their husbands.
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