A horrible surprise. In order to concoct, you need a metal thermos, and a car. Place dairy products inside the thermos. Milk, cottage cheese, heavy cream, shredded cheese. Anything that goes bad with haste. Seal the thermos and place it in the back window of your car. A good thermos is airtight. Allow it to sit all through the summer, even multiple summers if you're patient. When the time is right, open it and unleash the vile stench onto the world, be it throwing it ON somebody, or into some jackass's convertible in a hot parking lot.
by JustThatOneRandomDude July 8, 2011

by Jon S. Fan January 6, 2008

by sexy bitch wow May 6, 2021

Consuming enough breast milk endocannabinoids to get sleepy (applies to infants, but we don't judge)
by Sir Nut Musk March 7, 2023

A state of matter in which Dorito and Milk are fused at the molecular level. Can be changed into Hot Sauce Dorito Milk by adding Satans breath, the only thing hot enough to make Dorito Milk warm.
by FooBooTheGreat March 8, 2019

by Shegeeks369 August 26, 2020
