Steve (the born again metrotextual) was stabbed in the groin less when he skim read some Margaret Atwood novels and stopped saying, "Hey, I know chicks, I came out of one, didn't I?"
by Scheherazade November 2, 2007
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A man who understands that women do not enjoy a smelly, dirty, nasty, sick, womanizing, egotistical, red-neck and wants to make themself look and feel good. Also understands that you can love having sex with women, and look/smell good at the same time.
Red-necks should take metro-sexuals advice and wash their body more than once a week so they can get a girl with more than one tooth.
by Eric KC D. May 9, 2005
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Get the el mero chingon mug.A non-existant game. Totally fake. Because everyone with a 5th grade education knows it's Metroid Prime 2: Echoes...not Echos, ya dumbfucks!
"My friend is such a dumbass n00b, he's waiting for Metroid Prime 2: Echos!" "Hahah, dumbass...he'll never find THAT game!"
by anonymous December 8, 2004
Get the Metroid Prime 2: Echos mug.a sterotypically trailer-dwelling man who has generally low hygene but still attempts to look clean by wearing metrosexual apparel
Sam: Did you see Seth walking out of Wal-Mart today with a bag of cheap-ass hair products and some led-based pink polo teeshirts?
Matt: Yeah dude, that kid is such a metroskank.
Matt: Yeah dude, that kid is such a metroskank.
by m. sick December 29, 2007
Get the metroskank mug.(noun) a polished, slightly effeminate, urban Latino; I have heard this several times in the San Francisco Bay Area; from "metrosexual" + "Mexican"
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