The arithmetic performed when computing how many cigarettes one has left, in relation to the intervals between smoking. Generally used to determine when one will need to acquire more cigarettes, or if one can afford to give a cigarette away.
Guy 1: "Hey man, can I bum a cigarette off you?"
Guy 2: "Let me do the cigarette math... Nah I only got three left, and I can't get to the gas station for a couple hours, sorry."
Guy 1: "Uh, okay, thanks anyway."
Guy 2: "Let me do the cigarette math... Nah I only got three left, and I can't get to the gas station for a couple hours, sorry."
Guy 1: "Uh, okay, thanks anyway."
by Charlie Cochran February 21, 2009
Get the cigarette math mug.by Byrd July 20, 2004
Get the fuzzy math mug.Related Words
The only thing in this world that is certain.
Math will always be there for you. 2+2 will always =4. It’s always the same.
Math is the only thing I can trust. Math is the only thing that will be there for me.
Math will always be there for you. 2+2 will always =4. It’s always the same.
Math is the only thing I can trust. Math is the only thing that will be there for me.
Math is the only thing that’s there for me.
by magicsnowman29 July 3, 2018
Get the Math mug.1. "the hard way"
2. something you need to know to get through school, but will never need again once you're done.
2. something you need to know to get through school, but will never need again once you're done.
Joe has seven more apples than Frank, who has apples equal to his age divided by 9, how many apples does Joe have if he eats half of them plus one?
Hmm... we can do this the easy way, or math...
Hmm... we can do this the easy way, or math...
by Brad May 13, 2005
Get the math mug.by thepenguinmeister September 29, 2013
Get the matas mug.M-mentally
A-absurd
T-teaching
H-habit
I made this up last year when i was in 7th grade, the 05-05 year. It hit me suddenly while sitting through seven thirty am math glass what math really stood for. I told my teacher and she laughed.
Chuck Norris is the only non-geeky person who excels in math. He can divide any number by zero and come up with a different number that is always right.
A-absurd
T-teaching
H-habit
I made this up last year when i was in 7th grade, the 05-05 year. It hit me suddenly while sitting through seven thirty am math glass what math really stood for. I told my teacher and she laughed.
Chuck Norris is the only non-geeky person who excels in math. He can divide any number by zero and come up with a different number that is always right.
Everyone: Aah, we have to go learn "math" again.
One person: Yeah, maybe we should skip it and hide out in the bathroom this period.
Everyone else: That's a great idea!
One person: Yeah, maybe we should skip it and hide out in the bathroom this period.
Everyone else: That's a great idea!
by Gasper November 7, 2006
Get the math mug.Australian way of friendship, but is greater than friendship. It is treating people equally, regardless of race, gender, creed, religion, etc, and isn't shallow.
by Desert Paintbrush October 22, 2010
Get the Mateship mug.