Iron Maiden

The other important British heavy metal band, next to Black Sabbath. They're a decent band, they're not godlike like most fans say, nor do they suck @$$ like the haters claim. Have you ever noticed that all the UD definitions of this band fall on the two extremes of opinion?
I mean, there are the people that drool on the band's shoes, and those that pi$$ on them.

Iron Maiden uber-fan: OMDG, Iron Maiden rule all!
Iron Maiden non-fan: Noooo, they suck big time!
*they argue*
Reasonable person: Iron Maiden are OK. They good, but not great.
Uber-fan and non-fan both: FAGGOT! Hey, we agree on something!
Reasonable person: *groans*

by Anonymous debunker of religious myths May 18, 2008

Maiden's Virus

Function: Noun

1a: A Belgian socialist, of any variety, taken to the mass theft of bicycles

Belgian 1: Oh no, somebody stole my bike!

Belgian 2: Mine's been stolen as well!

Cop: Sorry, boys, a maiden's virus has been on the loose in Brussels. We think he might be a member of the Belgian Workers Party.

Belgian 1: Do you know what the maiden's virus looks like?

Cop: All we know is that he is part of a metal band and is apparently a midget taken to homosexual acts.

Belgian 2: If we don't stop this maiden's virus, everybody in Belgium will be without a bicycle!

by Michelle A. Richardson June 10, 2008

madison neely

a super HOT girl who loves boys, is an awesome kisser and a great friend

wow madison neely is beautiful

by madison1234512345 January 17, 2014

Mads

Mads loves really random video game characters and animated tv shows. They have these eyes that make you wish you were with them all the time. They're always there for you and care about you. Mads is the most adorable person you have ever met. A person who makes you so happy you can't even think straight when you are with them. If you find a Mads, realize how lucky you are, they are so rare and magical.

Gosh I can't believe that Mads actually likes me.

by WelcomeToLife October 24, 2018

madison

madisons are always told that they are beautiful and amazing but can never see that for them selfs they wish they could but they can't. every Madison is different never the same as the last but for the most part, all of them are nice or at least try to be. they have caring hearts and normally care more about the people around them than them selfs and sometimes that gets them hurt you would think they would learn not to trust and care for everyone they meet but they never do. Most madisons have been through so very hard and testing times but those times they have been through have shaped them into the person they have become and don't regret what has happened to them. if you meet a Madison and you try to compliment her she might say "thank you" or they might say "if you say so" and walk off its not that they are trying to be mean or rude its just they don't want to say thank you if they don't believe what you have just tried to compliment them on they know it might come off as being rude but they really don't want to make it seem that way. more than likely they will try to make everyone happy and they will do a pretty good job but in trying to help everyone she more than likely will be making herself hurt and will be exhausted she won't tell anyone about how she feels. they don't like to cry in front of people and will avoid it at all costs.

random person: you are so pretty!! I wish I looked like you!
Madison: if you say so but you are really pretty too!

by special type of girl November 10, 2018

Madison

Madison is a friend from California.

Madison is from California.

by Pseudonym420/69 June 9, 2019

Madison

A beautiful person inside and out, always cares for others and puts them first (sometimes). Though Madison's can be rude, they will probably be one of your closest and bestest friends

Madison

by Fcac geek October 2, 2020