Lump Sum

The first initial cum shot whence the majority of the seed is spread

Jones: "I'm telling you bro, I pulled out and threw her on her knees"

Ben: "did she complain?"

Jones: "nah cus, she wasn't tripping when she saw my lump sum"

Ben: "she musta felt like a hot bitch"

Jones: "fo show"

by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

Lady Lumps

Another term for boobies. It is referencing the fact that boobs are lumpy and only ladies have them

Get you to love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my lovely lady lumps

by ilikewordsinthissite May 2, 2019

Lump

A dog with an insatiable desire to chase moving vehicles. Has been run over by a minivan, an SUV, a Kenworth (18 wheeler), and a Harley Davidson.

Come here, Lump, you fat manatee.

by Anonymous the Poster June 18, 2003

lumpkin

A lumpkin is a extremely beautiful yet misterious girl who who you see very often but know nothing about. She may seem shy and cute at first but when you get to know her she can have a bad girl side to her.

a lumpkin is NOT when a guy gets a blow job wile pooping!!

that girl over there...herd shes pretty lumpkin

by ashleyfdf September 30, 2007

Lampy

When a person thinks something / someone is boring, annoying, ugly, ect.

Her shirt is so lampy.
My teacher was being lampy today.

by Chrizzizzle November 8, 2006

Lumpkin

The act of a man reciveing oral sex while he is a having a bowel movement.

"Dude Sally gave Jim a lumpkin last night!"
"Damn that's pretty gross."

by Sir Nifkin June 18, 2007

Lumphead

A person whose head is lumpy

"Heyyyyyyyyy Fred, you coming to the game tonight lumphead?"

by Cameron (ectoskeletal.tk) March 14, 2003