Listertinkle

Urinating while using mouthwash.

I was in a rush this morning. I listertinkled in the shower and I was out the door in two minutes.

by Doubledown Tandino October 24, 2009

Literalol

Also spelt "literal-lol", or using any mutations of "lol" such as lawl etc. Literalol means that you are literally "lolling", that is, laughing out loud. Because the word lol has now lost all it's meaning, the term literalol has been created to signify that you are actually laughing, not just that you find something funny. The word originates from the two words, literally and laughing.

Bill: *insert crappy joke*
Jerry: lol
Bill: *insert yo mama joke*
Jerry: LITERALOL!

by scienceguyJ October 29, 2009

Listerlicking

The act of licking another person's tongue after you have gargled with listerine, because they have bad breath or simply taste gross. This is done as a favor for both parties.

I requested that my boyfriend give me a good listerlicking before our make-out sesh.

by dfonz-missyj January 18, 2010

literarily bipolar

A literarily bipolar person has a frequently fluctuating form of typing. One moment they may be perfectly eloquent and in possession of perfect syntax, and the next they may be reduced to a blubbering mess of chatspeak, memes, and/or a lack of punctuation.

I am literarily bipolar. This isn't a medical condition, it's just something I made up in an attempt to explain this up-until-now unnamed phenomena. so yeah p much i type like this on a daily basis probably gets kind of annoying LOL U MAD

by anonymously affected person April 19, 2011

LIFER

A career US marine after a war ends who keeps reenlisting and makes the corps
his home.It stands for Lazy Ignorant Fuck Expecting Retirement.

Not to be confused with professional US marines that love the Marine Corps and
stay because its their chosen profession. LIFERS stay because they sit around,
don't do shit,Spit shine their boots and kiss the officers asses.They fuck the working dedicated marines every chance they get.

Sgt.Wright is a LIFER. He couldn't hold down a civilian job at Mickey dees.

by Joedecop September 20, 2014

Lefterry

Lefterry, short for Eleftherios, is an ancient Greek name deriving from the meaning of freedom. Those named Lefterry tend to be extremely attractive, intelligent, incredibly sweet and quite sophisticated too. Not to mention masculine, dark and hairy with thick thighs and a great ass.

Damnnn is that Lefterry? I just wanna go right up to him and kiss him.
WOWWWWW Lefterry is looking as attractive as ever!

by queenofclean August 5, 2018

Listerine Challenge

Drinking a whole bottle of Listerine, a mouthwash. Listerine contains 27% alcohol and is equivalent to 22 shots.

Idiot #1: Should we get vodka or listerine?
Idiot #2: Listerine of course no ID dude
Idiot #1: Let's chug it and call it the listerine challenge

by Fluffleh November 23, 2018