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hold your lobsters

another version of 'hold your horses'.
by mia420 December 25, 2008
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Russian Mouthwash / Russian Listerine

After a male has ejaculated semen into a partners mouth, the partner follows through with taking a shot of extremely cold vodka, swishing both semen and vodka and then swallowing whole.
Examples for Russian Mouthwash / Russian Listerine.

Jacks partner took a shot of Russian Listerine, Jack replied with "It's dynamite against germs"

Kristina was feeling frisky, and wanted to show Andy how to properly do a Russian Mouthwash.

Kristina: "Andy, do you know what a Russian Mouthwash is?"

Andy: "Isn't that where you just use vodka as mouth wash?"

Kristina: "Yes... But let me show you how to do real Russian Mouthwash"
by Maximus Penetratus February 8, 2014
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Irish lobster

When a girl peirces her vigina directly in the middle and has 2 male partners place the penis in each side of the piercing and both ejaculate at the same time and if the girl gets pregnant, the male who is the father loses.
My baby boy Billy was born form Irish Lobster as a teen
by obese4lyfe June 26, 2008
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lobsterhole

A dangerous hazard in the Porter Meadow at University of California, Santa Cruz. It should be minded at all costs. Heed the warning. Mind the Lobsterhole.
Watch out, Kip! Mind the Lobsterhole!
by Dennis keen December 1, 2006
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Lobster Dinner Special

The sexual act of putting a live lobster inside of a womans asshole, tail first. The woman's sexual partner puts his erect penis into her vagina, and while performing the lobster cuts up the balls.
Kyle: Hey Michael, what are you doing in the hospital?
Michael: Katelyn made me do a Lobster Dinner Special, and I didn't think it would work. It did
Kyle: I wonder if my girlfriend would be open to doing that. (pun intended)
by RussianSexMachine November 26, 2014
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lobster

New advanced form of crabs usually emerging from the anus.
Yo man that hooker gave me lobster last nite.
by limit4 July 2, 2006
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lobster-tail

A sex act in which one person partially squeezes poop out and then dips it in butter and the second person sucks on it.
"Dude, that lobster-tail tasted like shit."

"That's the point."
by Not James. May 3, 2009
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