Clown Shoe Lace

1. Someone whose idiocy transcends even a "clown shoe" designation.

2. The 3rd degree clownishness. Not a "Clown", nor a "Clown Shoe", but a "Clown Shoe Lace"

Guy1: Dude, where's your pants.
Guy2: looks down Oh shit!
Guy1: Dude, you're not even a clown shoe, You're a clown shoe lace.

by El Tigre November 5, 2003

lafeyette

A serious, intelligent, no nonsense type of person, who loves to argue facts and prove people wrong

You just opened your mouth, and now I gotta lafeyette on your Ass.

by Spc24 January 25, 2017

Laney

Laney is a super hot girl. She may not always believe that about herself. She is a very shy, quiet, and reserved person when you first meet her. After getting to know her she will become one of your greatest friends. She loves sports and is a very active person

Man, she sure is a Laney.

by King Maxwell December 28, 2018

Laney

Laney is usually drunk or on the ground first and around the time of 6:30pm after two Cruisers. She claims to go hard but clearly doesn't. Always hangs onto the past.

*@ 6:30pm*

Person 1 : "Have you seen laney?"
Person 2: " Yeah, shes passed out on the ground crying"
Person 1: "Shit aye"

by sorry laney January 15, 2020

Laced Curtains

Laced Curtains...the frilly foreskin of an non-aroused uncircumcised penis.

Did you see that big guy in the shower pulling back his laced curtains and cleaning out the smegma?

by Rank Strainger March 25, 2020

lancey dancey

The nickname of your friend Lance, who is a crackhead, and needs mental help. But he's your Mexican best friend. And you both like pigs. But he's ill in the head. And he's the "crack dealer." Who's mentally unstable. Hi Lance, you're welcome.

Person: Hey lancey Dancey.

Person 2: It's lance.

by IAmWolfie123 September 27, 2020

Cock Lackey

The person who cleans up all the semen on the porno set. Historically, the one who assisted the king when he masturbated by catching the semen when it came out, so that the royal sperm did not hit the floor.

After Rocco exploded upon Jenna's face, the resident cock lackey was called in to scrub the carpet, the wall, the celing, and the sheets. His towel was thrown out and burnt afterwards, as decreed by the Center for Disease Control.

by Dipstick783 November 10, 2007