Kentucky Timemachine

When one receives an unusually long blumpkin from their first cousin in an outhouse.

Damn Billy, Darlene gave me a Kentucky Timemachine last night. We had to been in there 2 hours!

by Brianalyne March 11, 2018

Kentucky Citizen

A hetero guy that wants nothing more in life than to get spit roasted by two pygmy men.

That guy Vinny is a Kentucky Citizen

by TwiggyBones July 27, 2021

kentucky revenge

when your parents are having sex in the bedroom and you prank them by having sex with your sister in the kitchen

hey sister let’s prank mom and back with kentucky revenge

by sister.lover55 April 11, 2019

Kentucky Derby

When a female has a penis in every hole on her body possible. Like the pussy, asshole, left nostril, right nostril, mouth, left ear, right ear, and possible in her both eye sockets if you,re into that kinda weird shit. So all in all, its one girl and 9 guys. Enjoy it and utilize it to its full extent.

(Group of guys talking)
Guy #1"Fuck last night was the shit"
Guy #9"Yea we Kentucky Derby'd that bitch good"

by slkni August 29, 2009

kentucky steamer

When a female places her partners testicles in her mouth for an extended period of time providing warmth and comfort-particularly pleasing on a chilly day prior to oral sex

I came home after a long cold day on the golf course and red gave me a Kentucky steamer

by Ftfking March 19, 2016

Kentucky Windage

A guess or SWAG at a subject. A fudge factor.

From the term for roughly aiming a rifle while allowing for any crosswind.

So, we'll need 100 units, with a fudge factor of 10% and a little Kentucky Windage let's make that 150 units.

by superguy2 November 12, 2010

Kentucky Cornhole

When you fist a girl so much that their butt hole stays open wide for a good 4 hours. Great for storing things, but make sure the girl stays near a toilet for a long time....

I gave my girl a kentucky cornhole last night...... Speaking of that i gotta go get my phone outta there.

by Troysa February 02, 2016