joemil

🐡your one and only baby gurl with a

✨mAsSiVe CoCk✨ and his boy friend ✨frank✨likes binta 🌝

Joemil loves madigbes big black chocolates 🍫

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Joem

A Joem is a lovable, funny, sweet kind of girl. If you come past by a Joem, she will be having all her sweetness with her! If you a friends with a Joem, don't mess with her. As sweet as she is, she can get on her defensive side. Even if your not friends with her, don't mess with her. She might be a filipino, depends. A Joem is very beautiful, and yet can be a popular girl. A Joem has many friends, and maybe not 100, but still. A Joem has a childish side, and a mature side.

David- Yo, did you see the new girl? She's pretty cool! She's very sweet, too!

Erick- Eh, she's kinda weird.

David- Says who? Bish, you are WRONG. Her weirdness makes me smile and laugh.

Erick- She's totally a Joem!

by notactiveanymorelol September 29, 2018

Joemo

The result of excess alcohol intake causing a man named Joe to turn into an aggressive angry drunk capable of lifting cars and running across main roads with his eyes closed

Joe drank too much at the club and suddenly he was Joemo throwing people all over the place and eating little children

by Rando Rudolpho April 3, 2008

joemon phillip

You don't want homework? You want to have a life? Too bad... there's no afternoons or outdoor activities for you. If you don't do the homework well... you have lunch time right? You can sneak it during your bedtime, I mean after all homework is the most important thing and I mean no matter what you're getting it from his "class" (AKA homework club).

Guy1:Bro have you done the homework for joemon phillips class?
Guy2:No... My mum died...
Mr. Phillip: That's sad... Do you have a note in your diary?

by DNAKSDKSANKJSA D KITTY CAT May 17, 2021

Joementum

When during a contest and one side is cruising to an easy victory, and the officials stop the contest for four days to add points for the other team, then quietly release the results on a Saturday morning after having media cohorts gaslight the American public that this is normal and that the losing candidate was actually the victor.

The only way Biden was able to beat Trump was that magic Joementum!

by RustyP3527 November 7, 2020

joemeal

a plate of "joe" or coffee, as in:

"yeah, waitress, i'll just have a joemeal please."

(receives bowl-like "joemeal") "aw hell no, i want the good stuff, get me a flat plate goddammit...
what kind of sick bastard eats joemeal out of a bowl?"

by GreenMonkey July 20, 2008

Joeming

Being called Joseph and having a temper or being angry with something.

Joe + fuming = Joeming

Person 1 "Joe whats up?" Joseph "i cant believe that dick head he stole my pocket money" Person 1 "your Joeming you lad"

by Simba1992 April 30, 2013