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joemalia 

An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.
Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"

Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."

Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"

Person- "Kys"
Jemone is a popular unisex first name in Singapore and the Philippines.

Jemone's are often very quiet, street-smart, reserved, and hard working individuals who value spending time with family/friends and caring for others. Despite them being rather mysterious in nature.... whenever they go out with their friends to clubs or parties, they are always the center of attention since they radiate positive and electric energy. Jemone's also have extremely bold personalities, are very funny, and always get people talking!

Jemone's are trendsetters in their own right, and are strong advocates for racial equality/social justice, and will do anything to try and make the world a better place!

If you are friends with somebody named Jemone, or are currently in dating somebody named Jemone... Never let them go or hurt them, because once they leave, they'll never come back!
Person #1: I never really noticed he was in our class until after the school dance.

Person #2: Yeah, Jemone's like that. He's rather shy, but he has a bitchin' wild side.
Jemone by Tracy Chua June 18, 2020

Joelololol 

A nickname for the world's best electronic music producer and performer Joel Zimmerman (aka deadmau5)
Haha Joelololol's lastest fb post was soooo funny!!!
Joelololol by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Joeloptimering 

You we notting
I went to McDonald's joeloptimering I get nuggets.
Freaky Joe Jonas fans who have innapropriate thoughts involving Joe, whipped cream, handcuffs, etc.
That girl just tried to grab Joe's crotchal region! She must be a JoeHoe.
JoeHoe by officialjoehoe August 8, 2009
The world's best Halo player... ever.
"Have you played Joepo 1v1 yet?"
"Yeah he's fucking christ, he raped my shit."
Joepo by sofaking good June 25, 2008