Joemo

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The result of excess alcohol intake causing a man named Joe to turn into an aggressive angry drunk capable of lifting cars and running across main roads with his eyes closed

Joe drank too much at the club and suddenly he was Joemo throwing people all over the place and eating little children

Joemo by Rando Rudolpho April 3, 2008

Words you can keep

joemalia

An up-incoming country led by none other than Emperor joe jo (unco chin). You can start applying for citizenship today. Just don't be a fucking dumb ass or you'll meet Bart (papa beaw) and he'll decide what happens to you.

Person- "I got you something on my vacation!" *gives present*
Degenerate- "It's a fucking signed picture."
Person- "Yeah! A signed picture of Jechiica. Cherish it."
Degenerate- "Who's Jechiica?"

Person- "That's the First Lady of Joemalia."

Degenerate- "What the fuck is a Joemalia?"

Person- "Kys"

joemalia by spilt_too_much_tea May 22, 2016

Related Words

joemoma • joemosexual • Joemo • joemommaloveme_ • Joemommaphobia • Joemoneybeats • joemon phillip • Joemontae • joe momma • Joe Mode

Jemone

Jemone is a popular unisex first name in Singapore and the Philippines.

Jemone's are often very quiet, street-smart, reserved, and hard working individuals who value spending time with family/friends and caring for others. Despite them being rather mysterious in nature.... whenever they go out with their friends to clubs or parties, they are always the center of attention since they radiate positive and electric energy. Jemone's also have extremely bold personalities, are very funny, and always get people talking!

Jemone's are trendsetters in their own right, and are strong advocates for racial equality/social justice, and will do anything to try and make the world a better place!

If you are friends with somebody named Jemone, or are currently in dating somebody named Jemone... Never let them go or hurt them, because once they leave, they'll never come back!

Person #1: I never really noticed he was in our class until after the school dance.

Person #2: Yeah, Jemone's like that. He's rather shy, but he has a bitchin' wild side.

Jemone by Tracy Chua June 18, 2020

Joelololol

A nickname for the world's best electronic music producer and performer Joel Zimmerman (aka deadmau5)

Haha Joelololol's lastest fb post was soooo funny!!!

Joelololol by Rellik Uzi August 18, 2010

Joeloptimering

You we notting

I went to McDonald's joeloptimering I get nuggets.

Joeloptimering by Commander.Alchemy May 17, 2018

JoeHoe

Freaky Joe Jonas fans who have innapropriate thoughts involving Joe, whipped cream, handcuffs, etc.

That girl just tried to grab Joe's crotchal region! She must be a JoeHoe.

JoeHoe by officialjoehoe August 8, 2009

Joepo

The world's best Halo player... ever.

"Have you played Joepo 1v1 yet?"
"Yeah he's fucking christ, he raped my shit."

Joepo by sofaking good June 25, 2008

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026