"did you see lino flip the bacon?"
"yeah he flipped it right after he buttered the toast and wrecked miklosz"
"yeah he flipped it right after he buttered the toast and wrecked miklosz"
by Cody Riesterer May 16, 2012

when putting bacon in your girlfriends vagina before having sex, while the bacon is in you fuck her until you come. Once ejaculated eat her out.
by zeewatinaho September 25, 2010

An amazing technological solution for people with too much stuff and too little bacon.
The ultimate example of American innovation, the Bacon Ray uses science to transform anything and everything into piles of mouth-watering perfectly prepared bacon.
the manufacturer warns that use of the bacon ray may cause sudden weight gain, alarmingly high cholesterol, coronary artery disease, and in frequent cases sudden death.
Also the act of using said device to transform some unappreciated object into a pile of bacon.
The ultimate example of American innovation, the Bacon Ray uses science to transform anything and everything into piles of mouth-watering perfectly prepared bacon.
the manufacturer warns that use of the bacon ray may cause sudden weight gain, alarmingly high cholesterol, coronary artery disease, and in frequent cases sudden death.
Also the act of using said device to transform some unappreciated object into a pile of bacon.
Example (use 1):
P1: Did you hear John got himself a Bacon Ray?
P2: Yeah, I guess his family bought the expansion pack too.
P1: He just got it yesterday, but apparently he solved world hunger and saved the trailer park from a tornado.
P2: !!
Example (use 2):
P1: My neighbor's pet is so obnoxious.
P2: BACON RAY!
P1: Lol, no.
Search for "the Bacon Ray" on YouTube for more examples.
P1: Did you hear John got himself a Bacon Ray?
P2: Yeah, I guess his family bought the expansion pack too.
P1: He just got it yesterday, but apparently he solved world hunger and saved the trailer park from a tornado.
P2: !!
Example (use 2):
P1: My neighbor's pet is so obnoxious.
P2: BACON RAY!
P1: Lol, no.
Search for "the Bacon Ray" on YouTube for more examples.
by Mr. RandomCrazyStuff April 8, 2010

I use the laundry service on the corner, except my whites. I don't want them to see my bacon stripes.
by Refugee November 16, 2005

by Jayson David Dixon April 3, 2009

The flaps above the windshield in a car that are perfectly formed to hold bacon while travelling from Point A to Point B.
by Anonymous January 21, 2003
