I'm in a meeting

phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.
"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."

Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.
by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022
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Car Meet

An event where multiple cars park and tell about their vehicles.
Yo! Wanna go to the Car Meet at McDonald's?
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Car meet

An event where cats meet up

3 or more
by To heart March 04, 2023
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Department Meeting

An orgy, at which someone is elected as "company secretary" in order to take "minutes".

This involves collecting the semen of of all participants into a receptacle. The last person to add to the receptacle is made to drink it.
From an interview with Sting, 2002:

"I was in Wales doing an in store signing. I decided to call my mate Rhys Ifans and get him to join me to be a translator. During a lull in the event Rhys asked me if I wanted to go to a Department Meeting with him, explaining it was a "really special sex get together". Trudy and I are always up for new things sexually so I agreed.
At the meeting Rhys was acting as company secretary. I famously last for up to eight hours so after a time Rhys presented me with half a pint of ejaculate to drink. I would have fled but someone had the keys to my helicopter. I thought about calling The Police but we were not really on speaking terms back then, so down the hatch it went.
Anyway, that's why Rhys and I fell out."
by googabooga October 08, 2022
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Post Meeting Positivity

A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.
Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.

Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.
by phantom pooper 2011 April 06, 2011
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brain meeting

when guys go into a room and have a deep talk with their balls out. no dicks though or that would be gay
she broke my heart, brain meeting in my room in 10
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apple and meet

Stiking yo meet in an apple and putting it up his/her ass and the apple fall off in the ass
We should apple and meet
by Bob_man666 April 04, 2018
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