phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.
"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."
Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.
Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.
by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022
by dswqsa895 March 10, 2024
by To heart March 04, 2023
An orgy, at which someone is elected as "company secretary" in order to take "minutes".
This involves collecting the semen of of all participants into a receptacle. The last person to add to the receptacle is made to drink it.
This involves collecting the semen of of all participants into a receptacle. The last person to add to the receptacle is made to drink it.
From an interview with Sting, 2002:
"I was in Wales doing an in store signing. I decided to call my mate Rhys Ifans and get him to join me to be a translator. During a lull in the event Rhys asked me if I wanted to go to a Department Meeting with him, explaining it was a "really special sex get together". Trudy and I are always up for new things sexually so I agreed.
At the meeting Rhys was acting as company secretary. I famously last for up to eight hours so after a time Rhys presented me with half a pint of ejaculate to drink. I would have fled but someone had the keys to my helicopter. I thought about calling The Police but we were not really on speaking terms back then, so down the hatch it went.
Anyway, that's why Rhys and I fell out."
"I was in Wales doing an in store signing. I decided to call my mate Rhys Ifans and get him to join me to be a translator. During a lull in the event Rhys asked me if I wanted to go to a Department Meeting with him, explaining it was a "really special sex get together". Trudy and I are always up for new things sexually so I agreed.
At the meeting Rhys was acting as company secretary. I famously last for up to eight hours so after a time Rhys presented me with half a pint of ejaculate to drink. I would have fled but someone had the keys to my helicopter. I thought about calling The Police but we were not really on speaking terms back then, so down the hatch it went.
Anyway, that's why Rhys and I fell out."
by googabooga October 08, 2022
A feeling of great optimism that comes directly after a important meeting that often never eventuates into anything truely worthwhile.
Guy: Did you see Melissa this morning? She wouldn't shutup about that new project she's working on.
Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.
Guy2: Yeah, she's suffering from Post Meeting Positivity.
by phantom pooper 2011 April 06, 2011
when guys go into a room and have a deep talk with their balls out. no dicks though or that would be gay
by djroastbeef February 14, 2021
We should apple and meet
by Bob_man666 April 04, 2018