Hurted

When V*** questions your super skilled english

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A fancy word for ouch

Did you do the math homework?

No it made my brain hurted

by Stanloooona August 14, 2018

Hurted

It means when someone hurts a child they always say it “hurted” knowing it not a word a adult would correct and say it hurts

Randy hurt his sister and she said “ that hurted”

by Beat2019 January 18, 2019

My berginer hurts

Something Fernanda L would probably say cause her berginer hurts like hell

My berginer hurts grandson gimme some fish i needa shove that

by zayyumibelookingliekmonalisa June 7, 2018

mysteries make my head hurt

“Mysteries make my head hurt” is a phrase uttered by retired Detective Joe Kenda of the Colorado Springs PD on his show on ID.

All the suspects have come up with alibis. Mysteries make my head hurt. We have to start from scratch. Back to the scene of the crime to question additional witnesses.

by Purplenado March 6, 2023

Does sex hurt after menopause?

An advertisement that I keep getting on here. It shows two happy old people walking.

Does sex hurt after menopause?
Idk, go and find out.

by Retard_Ryan March 12, 2023

hurted

the past tense of hurt

i hit a table and it hurted

by javiahhhh March 20, 2023

All hump, no hurt

Just like a dog humping someone’s leg, or humping them from behind. A guy sexually abusing, or raping a male, and aren’t being brought to justice.

Most men who rape boys are all hump, no hurt.

by LinkxPeach February 15, 2023