Hubble

When you choke a bitch so hard she can get remarkably accurate accurate images of the milky way.

Guy 1: My chick let me hubble her this weekend
Guy 2: Damn ur whipped i do it without consent

Girl 1: … and then he hubbles me and met E.T.
Mom: *kills herself*

by trillblowpez June 28, 2021

Hobbyvictim

One who chooses to be a victim in life, because it feels good and they can get attention. It's a hobby.

Arthur's favorite hobby is being a victim. He's anti vax, and claims he is being persecuted like the Jews were persecuted by the Nazis. He lost his job and his friends, and now he has Covid. He's a total hobbyvictim.

by go out laughing August 10, 2021

Hubbabubba

Hubbabubba
Married version of Joeblow and female to male version of Chicklit.

When a married woman kicks her husband in the nuts.

My wife saw a text from a female co-worker on my phone a Hubbabubba'd me so hard I can't sit. I think I need a doctor.

by Cherry314 October 7, 2021

Hubbzy

Hubbzy is an amazing anime queen. She is a hardworking person and a loyal one at heart. Being nice is what she is best at! Expect her to give you lots of UwUs, and OwOs when talking to her. Overall, after chatting with Hubbzy, there is a 100% chance your day will be better guaranteed.

Hubbzy gave you UwUs. Keep up the good work!

by LazyCat_ October 13, 2021

hubbify

To marry a male person.

When you marry a male person, he has been hubbified.

This is a successful engagement:
Steve: “Jack, will you let me hubbify you?”
Jack: “yes, Steve.”

by Fyr211 January 19, 2022

hobbyist

One who hobby’s in seeing a Provider for companionship, intimacy, fetishes etc etc….

Hey Steph, did you know your boss is a Hobbyist? He pays girls for sex…

by Harley Erickson February 4, 2022

Hobby

Something you do to make time feel like it goes faster. Many people have a hobby.

A mom: You play videogames too much. Try to find a hobby.
Kid: Playing videogames IS my hobby.
A mom: Try to find a new one! You can try reading a book.
Kid: But mom...

by im not google :) March 4, 2022