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step foot on heaven

A: I have 10 minutes to live.
B: That's a bummer. You're going to step foot on heaven.
5 minutes later...
B: You're about to die.
B: I'm calling 911.
B: *calls 911*
C: 911, what's your emergency?
B: Someone is about to step foot on heaven.
C: When?
B: The next 5 minutes. Hurry!
C: *calls the ambulance*
D: *does tests to find the disease*
D: It looks like you have cancer of the lung. Are you a drug addict?
B: Wait, tobacco causes cancer?
D: Indeed. Tobacco causes a tumor in the tissues of the lungs, which would have the person being diagnosed with cancer of the lung, also known as lung cancer.
2 minutes have passed.
A: I can't breathe.
A: *tries to breathe for a minute and a half*
B: Person A!
D: He has 4.5 minutes to live.
D: Unfortunately, to this date, there is rarely any cure for cancer. I can't test my effort since it's a short time.
D: *fastly writes a document in doctors' handwriting like a normal doctor would*
A: 4.5 minutes?
B: Yes, the doctor said you have 4.5 minutes until you die of lung cancer.
2 minutes pass.
D: Now you have 2.5 minutes to live.
A: *tries to breathe for another minute and a half*
D: 50 seconds.
B: 50!
B: 49!
B: 48!
...
B: 10!
B: 9!
B: 8!
B: 7!
B: 6!
B: 5!
B: 4!
B and D: 3!
B and D: 2!
B and D: 1!
A: *dies*
B: This is when he steps foot in heaven!
D: Exactly!
by OfficialWatchOS7 July 31, 2025
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heaven

heaven is a bitch
heaven is a bitch she ugly and she thinks she cute
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Hotel Heaven

SUS SERVER FOR SUS DISCORD USERS
HEY Hotel Heaven is really sus server
by urban-nerd May 14, 2021
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Heaven Mode

Heaven mode is the general domain for big booty niggas and ladies that love to throw that ass on Duke Erizza. The leaders are GOD- a nigga with a fat bumptious ass that we are all BEGGING to hit 🤤. The second leader is Stevano, Not much is known about this mysterious figure except the fact that he is rumored to have a 19 inch big black crypt blade.
Yeah, all my niggas LOVE grabbing some Heaven Mode booty!
by Archmage. December 31, 2023
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Heaven

Heaven-Coleons lul gangster bxtch.
Aye do you know heaven yea that’s Coleons lul gangster bxtch.
by problmchxld January 31, 2019
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Heaven in two little balls

Descriptive of the male ejaculation process.
I got laid last night. For the first time finally experienced Heaven in two little balls.
by 11penny September 26, 2021
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Heaven

A person who thinks hotel is only for sex.
Me and my bud are meeting later for my appointment -heaven
by Kasbka August 10, 2022
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