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You Absolute Heap!

The moment when the "non-heap" can victoriously stand over someone and declare them "an absolute heap"
by Chunderboy October 29, 2010
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heads

The spot in front of you in line. Said to a friend so they can cut in line.

Same as fronts, also see tails
Hey Sarah, don't go to the end of the line, i'll give you heads!
by Fuki August 27, 2005
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bare haps

A East London slang for "lots of things happening or occurring at the same time"
Asian Rude Boy: Yo cuz, wots going down in ur endz? Mamuin (police) going down there with their sirens and everyting.

Freshie: bare haps, a little boy jooked and now his brother is pissed.
by P-JiN March 1, 2008
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Board Heads

Used in txt conversations, a Headtype is when someone becomes bitterly dissapointed or frustrated, and mashes their forehead into the keyboard.

This usually, does not write much in the way of random letters, so there are 2 ways in which it is usually written.

1: A simple *boardhead*
2: A creatively selection of 4 keys that are close together, E.g, *ghbn*, *tgyh*, *erdf*, ect.
Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: so wen am are you gonna be able to pay me back, im in need of the money..

Jeff, booh yeh says: What money?

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: umm, the 200 i lent you...

Jeff, booh yeh says: oh yer, sorry, i had to pay matt back

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: but u've only owed him cash fro like 2 days, mines going on 2 weeks!

Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, but he was there....

Sam (wonder why ure mum was home late?) says: *yuhj tygh rtfh tygh polk uikj*

Jeff, booh yeh says: yer, sorry

(Board Heads in use from frustration)
by Cylixx April 14, 2006
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Headshot

When someone gets hit in the face with a fat gob of spooge.
by Tom January 24, 2003
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Pullin' A Heap

When something is going very slow.

Phrase derived from the female musician Imogen Heap who is known to write very long, slow, and boring songs.
(Dude 1) Aww dude, this movie is pullin' a heap.
(Dude 2) I know...let's change the channel...
by aidsandfailed November 11, 2009
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Headstash

The most amazing of all online communities available today. A most heady combination of online magazine, social network, and message boards for the jamband community. Headstash.com
That Saxton interview on Headstash was the shit. Can't wait for the Disco Biscuits New Years preview.
by Headstasher October 18, 2010
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