Hamilton Handshake

The act of reaching into a self-contained toilet paper dispenser and instead of retrieving a bundle of TP, you unknowingly smear your hand with fecal matter left from the previous occupant of the stall that you are currently using. Known to occur regularly to both men and women, but an inordinant percentage of the recipients are from or near the city of Hamilton,OH. The same act is performed in various cities across the US under different names, such as: Cincinnati Silly Putty, Kansas City Knuckle Duster, Pittsburgh Pudding, and Albany Applesauce.

Tom: Hey, Mary, what's wrong?

Mary: Ewww! I was in the shitter and when I went to wipe I got a handful of poo!! Eww....gross!! I got the Hamilton Handshake! It was packed in there like ceiling spackle!

Tom: Yeah that's gross. Lemme have a dollar. Wait, you can keep that dollar!

**watches as poo stained dollar floats to the floor**

by Senor Musk March 29, 2007

fuck me handshake

a handshake given where either the middle or index finger is curved in to where one is caressing the palm of another, only given when one is looking for sexual intercourse

"Dude, Marvin, that chick over there just gave me the fuck me handshake, should I go for it?"

by jessica the magnificent October 26, 2008

hands

When somebody says or does something stupid, "hands" is called on them. The person that called it gets to slap the other person's hand. If somebody calls "brakes" then it cancels out "hands", therefore one would call "hands, no brakes" to prevent that from happening.

Jonathon: Shit, I don't know what to write in this example box!
Bumm: Hands, no brakes! *slap*

by Jonathon, Bumm, Jope, Ryan, and Tyger September 3, 2007

Clap Your Hands Say Yeah

An indie band from Philadelphia and Brooklyn who achieved their fame through the internet rather than through record labels. Their self-titled album has received much critical acclaim, including a score of 90 from Pitchfork Media. With all the attention they have turned down many record deals, though signing to an independent label in the UK. No one can doubt the chemistry the band has from their clangy guitars to thumping drums, but lead vocalist Alec Ounsworth's singing style often either makes you love or hate the band. While many think his singing style is original and goes with the fun loving style of the band(including myself), many hear it as a crackity turn off.

Guy: You ever heard of Clap Your Hands Say Yeah?

Other guy: You crazy hipsters and your "indie music".

by ElChap September 19, 2006

handsome

someone or something that is pleasing to they eye, orderly, symmetrical, whose appearance is an outward projection of its intrinsic usefulness. gazing upon it instantly makes you feel calm and secure. usually applies to men and well-groomed horses. can also apply to strong silent women sans makeup who wear Yohji, also well crafted objects with moving parts like a carriage or a clock.

Newton's universe, actor Martin Donovan, a Phillipe Patek watch, polo horses, did I mention actor Martin Donovan? these things are handsome.

by Crinklydink October 20, 2010

Ecuadorian Handshake

Putting your hands down a female's pants upon meeting her, as opposed to the normal method of handshaking.

Juan Manuel Ecuadorian Handshaked that girl and now she hates him forever. AWW DUUUDDEE AWWWWWWW

Ecuadorian Handshake does not a friend make!

by Jordandijinz0rz November 5, 2009

Splash Town Handshake

The act of frolicking around at any waterpark in particular and 'accidentally' manuvering your toe into the crotch of a nearby, and conveniently located fellow park guest. Best performed in a large wavepool or other deeper, agitated water attraction where there is a sizeable group of people in close proximity to one another and limited chance of being immediately discovered as the perpetrator of the act. Usually done in order to satisfy one's urges to make physical contact with a hot, young chick in a way that my wife won't notice.

Billy - "Hey that chick is hot!"

Doug- "Yeah she is, but she's also 12"

Billy - "I don't care, I'm going to give her a Splash Town Handshake"

Doug- "What if your wife notices?"

Billy- "Who?"

by El Panadero August 3, 2010