When a customer tries to shake your hand like they’re tipping you for fat pours, but they give you an empty palm like you’re friends. You then spike their drink with something that causes them to fuck up their whole life.
This motherfucker last night tried to give me the “I’m a regular” speech, with jack and shit in his hand. So I dumped what I had left in his drink. I heard that he lost his shit and almost killed a cop. Don’t come with an empty hand to a Bartender’s handshake.
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Yeah buddy, it was super early in the morning and I hadn’t ate breakfast so I gave Tammy the ‘ol Battle Creek Handshake.
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Brad was just trying to get his stuff from his own place, when Julie gave him a Tinley Park Handshake.
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