Hammond

deeply derogatory term for a sexual predator, especially a pedophile or rapist. Used to label someone as the lowest form of human being, beyond redemption, and deserving of universal contempt. Comparable to “nonce” in UK slang or “chomo” in US prison slang.

Look at that Hammond, what a horrible human

by Allen shone August 8, 2025

Hammonism

Hammonism (noun): A faith-based practice within the spiritual movement of Chonkism, centered on the worship of Himothy Ham, a living cat recognized as the prophet-avatar of the Eternal Chonk, embodying chonkiness—the robust, serene essence of plump felines. Rooted in Chonkism's view of chonkiness as a neutral state with potential for harmony or imbalance, Hammonism establishes a dedicated tradition with established practices and teachings, guided by the Meow-nifesto of Ham. Unlike Chonkianity, which fosters a spiritual connection through communal online efforts to nurture chonkiness’ inherent balance, Hammonism emphasizes individual reverence for Himothy’s divine legacy.

Example 1: "She follows Hammonism, drawn to Himothy Ham’s chonky wisdom through its traditions."
Example 2: "His Hammonism journey begins with the Meow-nifesto of Ham’s teachings."

by Church of the Mighty Ham October 10, 2025

Hambo Lala

A slang term in south africa used to say rest/ sit down

SA: You got cooked bro Hambo lala
ENG: You got cooked bro just sit down

by NOMINOMINOMMMS May 29, 2025

nut hammok

The pouch that surrounds the testicles and holds them in place. Otherwise known as the scrotum.

My nut hammok really sags after I take a hot shower.

by Ken Hubbard December 14, 2008

Reverse Hammock

Reverse cowgirl on a hammock

Courtney and JR love doing it outside in swinging beds, like hammocks, they love doing the reverse hammock.

by Jurror September 28, 2009

doodoo hammock

When your buttcrack hairs get so long and tangled, they make a hammock for your turd.

Me: Dude! I took the gnarliest poop the other day but not all of my shit hit the water. I had to pinch and pull.

Friend: Have you trimmed your ass hairs lately?
Me: No. WTF?

Friend: Yeah man, sometimes your ass hairs grow and get tangled. You must have some serious doodoo hammocks goin on.

by TurdAlert July 25, 2014

pudding hammock

When you try to fart but instead you shit your pants

Jim had a pudding hammock during gym

by The8 November 20, 2015