Dakota Fire Hole

A Dakota Fire Hole involves mixing Sriacha and a puree of fresh Carolina Reaper chili pepper. The mixture is then poured into a condom, tied off at the end and frozen. When things start to heat up with your partner, ask for a quick break to "run and get a new toy." Clip off one end with a pair of scissors, removed your spicy popsicle, run back into the room and jam it in her chili ring! Hold it there with your finger while you two get it on and keep loudly whispering "Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot! Hot!."

Laugh hysterically on the way to the hospital. Explain to the admission's clerk what you just did and snapchat her reaction to a member of your church.

Finally, when the two of you return home, slap her with a Vlasic brand dill pickle.

Back in the day before filming one of her shows, Bob Dole gave Mary Tyler Moore a Dakota fire hole. What's why she cried for most of the episode.

by Wille_Stroker March 10, 2015

squalor hole

An apartment, condo, flat or house that is kept in a perpetual state of dissarray. Shit lying everywhere, crap on every horizontal surface, dirty bathrooms and towels. Never cleaned with a mop or bleach, just occasionally vaccuumed for decorum's sake. Basically, a complete shithole of a liveable space. Often found in Baltimore, MD, USA

I had to quit being roomates with my friend because he kept the place like a complete squalor hole.

by jon pz February 4, 2008

ayerie hole

Affliction of the anal ring, often induced by not changing boxers for several days, or often follows a trip to the toilet after a night on the beer.

Leads to uncomfort from itching to hindering walking.

"Ah man I just dominated the toilet, but i feel i could have ayerie hole after it"

"Hey pass me the cream, I've ayerie hole"

by Martak Meanianski July 30, 2009

Cell Hole

Ones house(Possibly yours...?) or general area that has little to no cell signal.

Shere Khan(Yes, from Talespin.): This place is such a f*cking Cell Hole! I can't get one damn bar on my Motorola MicroTAC 9800X!?

Kevin Sorbo: Well it's not my fault I had to move back to my parents basement, you should of spent less time molesting Kit Cloudkicker more time with me and Eolis pushing the VHS box set of Hercules: The Legendary Journeys...

Shere Khan: Whelp, I can't argue with facts.

by Shaners iroc February 18, 2011

chutney hole

An unusual name referring exclusively to the main exit from an active derrière.

I.e. "Jebus I've been blowing chunks out my chutney hole all morning, must of been a dodgy curry last night"

by Roger micok December 27, 2016

Bumper Hole

1 - When you rammin her and you "accidentally slip(fukkin liar)" and hit her in the sphincter with ya kong dong more then once.

2 - When you think all of a skanerdoodles slut holes are attractive and you want to cock slam as many as you can.

My hoe bag won't let me cock smash her backside dark vortex, so I keep playing bumper holes to try and push the issues.

That 500lb fat crusty cum dumpster got so many sweaty folds I am gonna play Bumper holes with as many as I can.

by Vortakai August 26, 2017

Jerk-hole

A hole full of jerks. Jerk-hole. Add that one to Urban Dictionary. Oh, just did.

"MattyPatty is not being a Jerk-hole!" -MatthewPatrick13 2018

by There's Bepis, and Bepsi. January 31, 2018