Hoesbeast

The insult upon insults for all females. Used to describe the most frustrating, obnoxious, life-assaulting trollbitch you know, who gets in the way of anything bringing joy to anyone. A fun-sucker. They may also be obscenely ugly, flabby, and reek of cust in its most grotesque and primitive form. Use this word sparingly, and only to describe the bitchiest of life-rapers.

Tracy: Hey, where were you last night? You missed prom!

Jackie: Sorry, I tried to make it but my mom spewed ignorance all over my life and chased my date away from the house then set my dress aflame with her troll powers. Ughh.

Tracy: Well, damn... What a hoesbeast!

by bahalaugh October 16, 2011

Hoesmas

1) The kingdom in Northern part of gondor
2)The famous food in northern gondor
3)A universal festival celebrated by all people around the world, hoesmas >christmas
4)It is a feeling that can't be expressed in words
5)It is a sarcastic word

Hoesmas! I never thought I will win!
Hoesmas! U r crazy!
Hoesmas! Thats not nice.

by POET_2004 January 10, 2020

hoesfortimmy

The coolest people out there obsessed with Timothée chalamet

Hoesfortimmy are so much better than you because they are so cool it hurts

by meheartevanpeters June 4, 2021

Hoesmanship

1. Pertaining or relating to women who have the ability, or the looks, of a ho.

2. A criteria for judging the sluttiness/attractiveness of a woman.

3. The good body parts of a woman. Or at least, a girl with good curves.

Damn that girl has the looks for an A in Hoesmanship!!

Mmmm Mmmm! That's one fuyne piece of Hoesmanship!

by The Fo Show September 21, 2004

Hoesided

1: Someone/Something/Someplace that's frequently associated with being funny-style, doing dirt, backstabbing or hypocrisy.

2: A person considered as having corrupt principles for personal gain.

3: A person considered as someone that selfishly wants everything his/her way.

4: A person whose skills are low and they are selfish.

5: A person considered as mean, disagreeable and/or spiteful; bastard; bitch; dick in the booty; dubious.

Why is the average person hoesided behind your back?

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant May 4, 2006

hoesha

Name of a girl that acts like a 'ho', dressed like a 'ho' and who's first name ends is 'esha' or 'iesha'. Most often has a big round ass and tight pants or skirt.

There is that hoesha from the party, I forget her name.

by Seabert January 17, 2008

hoesif

Closest bond you can form between women (like a bro/brosif but deeper).

"Are you and Rowan pretty tight or what?"
"Yeah she's my hoesif for life!"

by krisrowhoe November 24, 2009