goodonk

a term reffering to someone who is a silly goofball, potential nerd, and occasionally stupid person. its a combination of goober dork and gonk

Ben makes me laugh, he's such a goodonk.
That guy gets straight A's, yet he's such an adorable goodonk.

by Rissy Lou February 26, 2008

Godot

Yes.

Godot

by smartfrigde August 28, 2021

Charlie Gordon

An unhealthy dumpling who is incapable of shooting his/her gun in Fortnite and has yet to get a kill, although (s)he plays A LOT. (S)he also has a stronger, smarter, and better-looking older brother who is the President of the Make-A-Wish Club. Lastly, (s)he quit lacrosse to play tennis because (s)he didn’t like Richard Lungen’s son. Then, by some Trump-Russia manipulation, (s)he was voted Captain because he paid the real, actually good tennis players off.

Every human being with eyes, “Charlie Gordon doesn’t shoot his gun in Fortnite!”

by NoahPaes May 25, 2018

robert gordon’s

you go to gordon’s, your a proper posho who can’t fight, you act hard, try be chavvy but i don’t work! it’s the biggest shit hole of a private school:)

oi, you go to robert gordon’s

you slag

by ur nanny who has a granny February 27, 2020

Gordon

a marfan syndrome mofo that literally has zero muscle on his body. he is a gay fish. he also eats bits of poop for a snack, along with a cucumber that he shoves up his butt, then eats the tiny bits of shit off afterwards.

Gordon is mean.

by bigfatturd January 11, 2019

Golden Gordon

Golden Gordon (n) - an occurance involving Alex Goldwater (Gordon) making a fool of himself and not realising, causing much amusement to all about.

Gordon holding a cup of coffee, then being asked the time. He proceeds to turn his wrist to look at his watch, simultaneously pouring coffee all over himself.

by Mitch September 2, 2004

Gordon

HES FUCKING STRIAGHT

"Gordon say no if you're straight" "no"

by CaraOrCarl February 20, 2022