grasser

A word you call someone who has told of you to an elder or peer body.

"Yeah man, that dickweed is a right grasser I swear, keep clear of 'im"
--OR--
"Hey ButtMunch! Why you go grassin' my ass in?" **SMACK**

by Dan Rayson May 13, 2005

Grass Hopper

Someone who never pitches in on the smoke-session, but always shows up for each one, without fail.

"Man, that dudes a grass hopper, always in a session without throwing down a damn dollar!"

by Havenot December 14, 2014

touch grass

A Twitter user's last option for when they are losing an argument alongside other phrases such as:

-"You are arguing with a minor"
-"Racist", "Bigot", etc...
-"ratio + L + you fell off"

"touch grass"

by KalbHimar December 22, 2021

Touch Some Grass

A command people use on toxic people when they go too far, which is basically asking the toxic person to go in nature for a while.

Person 1: UR sO BAD LOL XD ROFLMAO YOur OpInion SUX
Person 2: Geez, calm down, go touch some grass.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

grass

1. The bush of a woman's genitals; 2. Pussy.

I usuallyu prefer a woman to have her grass mowed before I fertilize.

by yomammas February 18, 2003

Ass Grass Sandwich

When someone slices the hairs surrounding the anus and inserts them between 2 pieces of bread.

Often carried out by a male forcing a female to "eat his ass grass sandwich"

"Eat my ass grass sandwich bitch!"

by Anonymous February 11, 2003

grass-fairy

Any male soccer player. With all due respect. <3

That kid's such a grass-fairy ; he's good though.

We scrimmaged with the grass-fairies again today... Cleaned that shit.

by VIKINGS_2010 December 15, 2008