danube goblins

Well you see here these are what you wrote about in geography when you don’t know the real answer. These little fellas swim the rivers of Danube and capture pirates and other people to take back to their caves and eat them old sons. In other words. The Middle East is a pretty messed up place if ya ask me

The Danube goblins stole my husbands sunglasses and bit off his toes.

by Goblin king April 17, 2019

Cock Goblin

A heterosexual male named Jackson that sucks dick for fun.

Oh shit nigga u suckin that dick u fucking cock goblin!

by Sugar cocked nigga May 28, 2019

Goblin Ham

A word for a totally nasty looking/smelling pussy.

Tim: Man I was fuckin' Tif so hard last night, too bad she had a god damn goblin ham.
David: Fuckin shit dude, I hate goblin hams my nigga.

by Deanasawr2 October 7, 2017

googly goblins

An expression used to express how ugly something is.

I met a fine girl in the club, but her friends were googly goblins!

by ojustblazed April 16, 2011

House goblin

An individual living inside another persons home without their consent or knowledge. This individual could be in the walls or in the attic for example.

"Did you hear? Richie had a house goblin living in his attic."

by yeetwehat July 16, 2022

Dingle Goblin

Sick perverts who live, swim and dine in the tanks of roadside splat toilets. They only surface to lick the scrotums and suck the assholes of their innocent victims. They love to drink piss and eat shit. But mostly, they love to taste the menstrual drippings from a dripping, stinking, hanging twat.

Why isn't Uncle Pervis at our Thanksgiving Dinner, little Johnny? I'll tell you why Unkie Pervis is not here. He's a Dingle Goblin and he's stuffing his face with bodily wastes instead of turkey...capisce?

by Pylomdasmartin May 9, 2018

Dirty Goblin

The phrase “dirty goblin” refers to a person or friend who eats there own bogeys.

Person1: “ eww Jacob is such a dirty goblin”
Person2: “scaz the dirty goblin”

by ANTI_999 August 27, 2021