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Global Simpicide

The act of grooming men around the world into becoming prioritized with begging to serve women's every "want". Men groomed this way are expected to line up and ask out every woman they come across if they can "take her on a date", with the intention of becoming her future provider of said woman's wants.

This is done via creating Youtube videos ranting about why men aren't approaching women, using shame lines such as "men who don't approach women are scared", patronizing lines such as "looks don't matter, there's someone for everyone".
1000s of women around the world are demanding online why men aren't approaching them as well as making a plethora of videos about what men need to do to serve them. Global simpicide.
by Based Fiend July 5, 2024
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Gloggers

Elina is a gloggers.
by LZda1st November 27, 2024
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noun

A high-speed, jet-powered contraption resembling a fighter plane, whimsically imagined as a "global engine" (a fantastical, all-encompassing power source) navigating a wind tunnel filled with gusts of flatulent air. This playful term evokes the image of a supercharged vehicle testing its aerodynamics in a comically challenging environment.
After a week of testing, the engineers finally released the global engine fighter in a tunnel full of windy farts, sending it zooming through the air with a trail of giggles behind it.
by lucky-cat-generator February 11, 2025
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Global Diversity

Global diversity is the uniqueness and differences of cultures & ethnicities around the world.

In order to have optimal global diversity, one must avoid mass immigration (something Europe has fumbled) as, when paired with low native fertility rates, leads to ethnic replacement and thus less global diversity.

Those who champion diversity on a national level are, whether they know it or not, damaging global diversity.
"In recent times, global diversity has faced a grave threat; mass replacement migration.
by Jukelbo489 March 7, 2025
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global pooping pandemic

where everybody all has to poop at the same time
did you hear about the global pooping pandemic?”
by ddisy May 12, 2025
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Globaglorp

In the context of Globaglorp Simulator, a "Globaglorp" refers to a gelatinous, translucent alien creature that players are tasked with keeping alive. The Globaglorp requires regular feeding with "glob food" to prevent it from shrinking and ultimately dying.
"That Globaglorp is ugly"
by OrinKinsella May 30, 2025
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gloatification

a look, feeling, or expression of triumphant satisfaction
There was a brief moment of gloatification over itself and the power of severity.
by PolkaCity June 16, 2025
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