Teen granny 

A Hot looking chick in VERY sexy clothes. Then you see her face and she's in her 50's or 60's trying to look young and sexy.

BOB:"I saw this really hot looking chick walking in front of me at the mall today"
Hank:"Oh yeah, did you talk to her"
Bob: No once I got close to her and she turned around I saw she was like 60, she was just being a "teen granny", it was gross!

Teen granny by ParaMikey August 23, 2007

sperm burping granny banger 

the answer to end all discussion, friendly or foe, concerning moms, sisters, girlfriends, significant others, et. al.

Statement: Your (mom, sister, et. cetera) is such a whore, she was busy getting mushroom stamped by the lollipop guild while the seven dwarfs where tunneling their way down the big rock candy mountain!
Reply: shut up you sperm burping granny banger!
Response: .... nothing.... that's right.... nothing

sperm burping granny banger by Pimp JimmyZ February 28, 2009

greasy granny 

A greasy granny is where you coat your tongue in Icy-Hot and then give someone a rim job or oral sex.

Yesterday i gave the old mrs. henderson the juiciest greasy granny i've given anyone.

greasy granny by M. Fishel April 8, 2009

ur granny tranny 

The only insult that can be used against u dad lesbian and u mom gay combined. It cannot be countered by a no u, and each time it is said, the sun moves closer to Earth by one mile.

Carl: u mom gay and u dad lesbian!
Joe: Don't make me do it.
Carl: Do it pussy
Joe: Ur Granny Tranny
*Carl spontaneously combusts; sun engulfs Mercury*

ur granny tranny by Tempestrio March 20, 2018

Super Freaky Granny

A word to describe Nicki Minaj who is a female rapper who is a gatekeeper, doesn’t act her age, and is very hateful.

“Why is Super Freaky Granny hating on someone 10 years younger than her?”

“Why is super freaky granny trying to act like like she’s 19?”

Super Freaky Granny by TheRealTruthfulOne October 24, 2022

Ridin' Granny Style 

a way to pass time on long road trips. One must sit in a lawn chair strapped to the top of the vehicle, like the granny seen during the credits of The Beverly Hillbillies.

Passenger: "I'm so bored, are we there yet?"
Driver: "Not yet, I'll pull over so you can start Ridin' Granny Style to pass the time."

Ridin' Granny Style by Squawkin' Ibis September 1, 2011

the granny stain 

The act of the granny stain involves a well matured female wearing adult diapers. Before sexual activity takes plac, the gilf unleashes a slick wet shit in the diaper. The male then removes the diaper and places it on the grannies chest at which point he mounts the grandmother in the missionary position and proceeds to smear the poo all over grannies chest with his chest.

Your grandmother is still recovering from the granny stain I gave her last night.

the granny stain by cubanbutthorn September 4, 2011