flapper slappers

the beef curtain like flaps of atrocious leg skin of a flappy slappy. Most likely trying to be distracted from by using the horrible boob job that was bought along with the wardrobe from the trailor park.

'Those overly priced orangutan titties definetly dont distract from those flapper slappers.'

by snappy_holla August 12, 2012

Flappin’ and yappin’

The official mating move and call of a female jailbird when seeking to pleasure a current, former, or pending jailbird

She always was flappin’ and yappin’ for those dudes with priors.

by RippinBuzzy February 10, 2021

no-flapper beast

A beastly looking female with no flappers.

Mike: Did you see Cody`s girlfriend? She is so ugly! And she has a flat ass chest!

Cassandra: No, she is just a no-flapper beast!

by Cassandra Q March 7, 2007

Fanny Flapper

Another word for a woman who sleeps around.

(Flap thier Fanny)

•She's just another Fanny Flapper, you deserve better than that.

•make sure she ain't no Fanny Flapper before you go for her, Son.

by Frank Fisterton February 21, 2018

FlapJacker

1.One who has sweaty sexual intercourse with another that weighs over 300 fucking pounds!

2. Flapjack- a adj. replacing "gay".

Intercourse with "Don Vito" from VIVA LA BAM would be an act of flapjackerism.

2. You're so flapjack.

by r0gu3 July 2, 2006

bisexual flapjack

a sometimes gay post man whose skin is flappy like flapjacks

my mailman is probably a bisexual flapjack. he always hits on my neighbor, who happens to be a bisexual flapjack as well on the lam.

by twizzlefoshizzle March 5, 2009

flapjack

To steal; stealing; to have stolen.

I just flapjacked a beer from the liquor store.

by DJ Wafflesnatcha June 16, 2005