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john fisher

a school full of battymen who think they are the shit when really they enjoy being unregistered sex offenders who try to fuck anything within a 5 metre radius. they all smell of their friends batty creases because they do each other at lunch in the stinkiest toilets. the school is run by a cult of bald white men who all do or look like they do either cigarettes or the kids in their classes. half of them are trying to raise finance for the school by becoming a mid soundcloud rapper who is failing foundation maths.
Person 1: "Did you hear about the guy nonced a 10 year old?"

Person 2: "He went to john fisher so not really surprised."
by Voice_Memos_Application March 29, 2024
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Bullshit Fisherman

Someone who intices you to hook onto to thier bullshit remarks or ideas through switchbaiting weasel words.
"The Yankees are a trash baseball team" ...they are in 1st place

"The Yankees have never won anything"

...they have the most wins and championships all time

Stop switchbaiting me you Bullshit Fisherman!!
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Gavin Fisher

This is a cracka who will try to cop a spurt of cologne any chance he gets. Falls to peer pressure and FOMO. Farts in public whenever he can, but still pulls.
Gavin Fisher: Hey Trey, I brought the football with me if you want me to drop it off
Trey: Nah, I'm good man I don't need it.
Gavin Fisher: Well, I'm in your neighborhood, and of a matter of fact, a fella needs a spurt of cologne before his date.
Trey: Hell nah cracka.
by BigPeePeePooPoo October 10, 2024
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Chinese Fisherman

When you're doing it with someone and you stick your dick and a rubber duck inside their asshole at the same time.
"Dude, the girl I met last night was awesome! She even did anal!"
"Did she let you do a Chinese Fisherman?"
by Wackyslendernoob February 13, 2025
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the fisherman

Someone who women and fish fear, someone who makes men turn their eyes away from them.
by "The fisherman" February 24, 2025
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