nine-fingered

1. Thief
2. A con-man (i.e. smooth talking salesman)
Origin: Probably spawned from the days when thieves had one of their digits forcibly removed after being caught stealing.

Used in the phrase "You nine-fingered shitehawk*!" in reference to a car salesman after he sweet talks you out of your hard earned cash for a car that is hardly worth the elastic in your underwear.
*aggressive salesman

by BBarker November 11, 2006

Fecal fingers

A person who doesn't wash their hands after doing number 2. Also associated with anal fingercourse.

Why wouldn't he wash his hands after taking a shit? Friggin fecal fingers...

by Schismrobo January 7, 2008

Fish Fingers

The process of insterting one's finger(s) into a female's vagina (referring to the smell of the said finger afterwards).

I had fish fingers again last night with Becky.

by Mercunium August 16, 2003

sex fingers

someone who f@*ks everything they touch.

put the spanner down sex fingers
steve strange

by nakeddave December 3, 2007

Middle Finger

flip the bird or middle salute looks like this

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........('(...´(..´......,~/'...')
.........\.................\/..../
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(yes i made that) and it means to FUCK OFF and such (for more of these IM me at FUN8927 or Emailme same thing wth @aol.com)

Your an Ass hole
Well guess what? here to you buddy
(flips the finger)

by Nikki December 19, 2004

Jazz Finger

To show off in an unecessary fashion

'The Guitarist In That Band Just Jazz Fingered For The Whole Night'

by Vibey Johnson October 7, 2006

Wax Finger

1.To Shove, or to penetrate a woman with a candle stick, in her vagina.

2.To use a candle as a dildo.

3.Also to cover your finger in wax and finger yourself, or another.

Dude i totally wax fingered my girlfriend/boyfriend yesterday.

by Christian_619 June 3, 2008