That rare golden opportunity where an attractive single mother has a few moments to take care of herself with a battery-powered apparatus. Only happens when the kids are sound asleep or on a play date. To be used only in the absence of a live dong. It is a beautiful thing.
1. (A). “Did you see all the batteries in Shiela’s shopping cart? What do you think she’s up to?”
(B). “Well, the kids are at their Dad’s and her boyfriend’s out of town. You do the math.”
(A). “DAMN!! Our girl must be planning an epic Vib Fest!!”
2. “Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, what's that sound? Little Mami’s got a Vib Fest goin’ on down.”
-“Battery-Powered Boi” by the West Side Hustlers
(B). “Well, the kids are at their Dad’s and her boyfriend’s out of town. You do the math.”
(A). “DAMN!! Our girl must be planning an epic Vib Fest!!”
2. “Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, Brrrrrr, what's that sound? Little Mami’s got a Vib Fest goin’ on down.”
-“Battery-Powered Boi” by the West Side Hustlers
by westsidehustlers April 2, 2020
Get the Vib Festmug. by zatchel March 31, 2023
Get the zest festmug. by R0achess April 8, 2023
Get the Zest Festmug. When a man takes frozen blueberries and shoves them up his ass then waits 30-45 minutes and then shits the now soft and mushy blueberries in two or more people's mouths. The two+ people then eat the "blueberry mix" after they swallow the "mix" they will then throw this up in to a pie crust and feed it to an unaware crowd.
BBF for short.
past tenses: BBFed Blueberry Fested.
BBF for short.
past tenses: BBFed Blueberry Fested.
Dude, those people over there just got blueberry fested.
UHH, thats gross how they are unaware of what just happened.
UHH, thats gross how they are unaware of what just happened.
by Daniel Tosh.0 May 24, 2010
Get the Blueberry Festmug. ,F. C. F. F. ---
A sexually inspired game played by consenting adults with whom both share a common interest in one another. Though some report that F. C. F. F gave then a chance to bring about a closeness beyond a sexually focused agenda. The game puts the players not in competition but forces the player thru honesty paafticipation to express deeper subject platforms The players write out actions that would love to see participate in and have done unto themselves the players questions the other player can't or won't answer renders the "stumper winer of the other players card for every 4 questions both players put the question cards down and both select 1 are and complete the "It's gonna happen card" the contents of the latter card should be something both would enjoy WIN 1
The games end cums when the players are to spent to continue or just done PERIOD! NO PUN! or when one player collects every card .
FCFF IS FUN HERALTHY A TRUELY A GREAT WAY TI STAT IN SHAPE.
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A sexually inspired game played by consenting adults with whom both share a common interest in one another. Though some report that F. C. F. F gave then a chance to bring about a closeness beyond a sexually focused agenda. The game puts the players not in competition but forces the player thru honesty paafticipation to express deeper subject platforms The players write out actions that would love to see participate in and have done unto themselves the players questions the other player can't or won't answer renders the "stumper winer of the other players card for every 4 questions both players put the question cards down and both select 1 are and complete the "It's gonna happen card" the contents of the latter card should be something both would enjoy WIN 1
The games end cums when the players are to spent to continue or just done PERIOD! NO PUN! or when one player collects every card .
FCFF IS FUN HERALTHY A TRUELY A GREAT WAY TI STAT IN SHAPE.
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I love to fuck, stump my lover, and collect cards while playing with my best friend , I'm making it a Flash Card Fuck Fest Night
by LULU'S loving parents. October 4, 2021
Get the Flash card fuck festmug. by Toxicsludge10 March 5, 2024
Get the Fib festmug. A tri-state wide celebration where many oiled men edge themselves for as long as they can, if they cum early, their manhood is whacked with a shovel
by bootiemuncher May 15, 2023
Get the Edge Festmug.