fetus link

when two small children, who are so small and young that they can be also classified as 'fetuses', participate in pre-pubic sex. This could be any small child who has not hit puberty yet.

"I heard Nancy lets her kids fetus link in the basement." -nancy's neighbor

Charlie: "Mom, can I spend the night at carly's house?"
Mom: "as long as you don't fetus link!"

by Mark Tang June 12, 2008

fetus wentz

The pre-birth slang term for the thing growing inside Ashlee Simpson/Wentz. Often used (and parodied) by fobr boardies.

I wonder when Fetus Wentz will actually get BORN.

by F Wentz March 18, 2009

fetus flaps

another word for neden.. or for the non juggalos its the v.a.g.i.n.a.

you could see the womans fetus flaps through her pants

by Mike Monoxide March 22, 2009

fetusship

a membership being traced back to a time when one was in the womb.

"Lauren has been a member of that church since before she was born. Her fetusship has been much appreciated."

by Carissa Lea December 28, 2008

Feutus Stabber

Someone who has sex with pregnant women

Guy 1- Hey how did ur date with sally go
Guy 2- hehe it went great, managed to get her into bed
Guy 1 - SHES PREGNANT!
Guy 2 - And...
Guy 1 - Dude ur such a feutus stabber

by Hollywattheduece June 2, 2009

fetus omlet

a deliciouse omlet, normally including eggs and bacon.

mlee- im gonna go make a fetus omlet

kady-mmmm sounds delicious...

by mleekd June 3, 2009

fetus tapper

Normally a sexual act performed by an ex boyfriend, preferably when the fetus carrier is pregnant with someone elses child.

He is out being a "fetus tapper" again!

by No Standards July 24, 2009