Ferch

A piece of unidentified material on something.

"Hold still, you have some ferch on the "back of your shirt", "in your hair", "on your couch", etc...

by Nenna February 3, 2005

playing fetch

golf always; soccer usually

TV's on. Wasn't paying attention. Realized I've been ignoring golf, not soccer*. What is with these people playing fetch with their balls?

*world football (whatever)

by Emerson Crossjostle March 13, 2013

feltch whore

1. A vile, disgusting freak who obsesses day and night about cramming gerbils up their ass.
2. The lowest form of prostitute, willing to suck all the cum, shit, blood, and dead gerbils out of an other's ass. Or have these acts done to them.

1. I saw Trooper Davie again today, standing outside the pet shop. He was staring longingly at the gerbils, all the while playing with a paper towel tube. That guy is such a feltch whore!
2. On his down time, Trooper Davie stands on street corners selling himself as a feltch whore. As nobody was buying, he offers his services free of charge.

by Greg the Angry Pole December 24, 2007

feltcher

When becky sucks the cum out of someones ass whole, or when someone sucks it out of hers

they feltched all night, becky is definately a feltcher, "He'll feltch your ass man"

by crazy February 5, 2004

fetching

When having sex with your girlfriend from behind she swallows a bit of bacon rhine on a string, and just before you cum you pull on the string making her gag forcing her to tighten up all her vagina muscles making for intense pleasure.

Last night i was shagging the miss and we tried fetching, best thing i ever done, she was only a little sick on the pillow.

by !!terry!! August 29, 2010

Felcher

A gay man blows a load into another man's ass and then sucks the nut out of his ass, then spitting it into the other man's mouth, who then swallows it becoming a "felcher".

No man let's not go into that bar. It looks like it might be full of felchers.

by Badwelda July 4, 2008

fetching

An act of sexual pleasure between two or more homosexual men in wich one cums in another anus. He then puts his lips to orifice and sucks out the cum/shit and spits it into the firsts mans ass, who then swallows with glee

I accidentaly downloaded fetching porn.

by Danny Summ June 17, 2005