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Father

fa·ther
/ˈfäT͟Hər/
noun
1. a myth created around the year 1500 said to be the "male adult figure" (similar to mother, which unlike father isn't a myth) of a family, only 1 has been "claimed" to have been spotted driving a vehicular object in the year 1.
"Father is a very powerful warrior, winning every fight on Ancient Dessaly's colosseum, even against the most powerful Titans, his next battle will be on Mount Olympus against Hercules!
by That One Stupid Kid January 20, 2023
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Father

Mom why don’t we have milk

Because ur father left
by Ahhhhh daddy May 23, 2022
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maryland father

An undocumented immigrant from El Salvador who is a known MS-13 member.
This Maryland father is a “good man
by anonymous April 29, 2025
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Father Fucker

Someone who fucks their daddy.
Don't say Mother Fucker. Say Father Fucker.
by cxp1d December 30, 2024
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Arse like his father

Ya can't blame that one on the milkman. He's got an arse like his father.
by Goingson May 15, 2017
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