melon farmer 

A term that would sound derogatory but it really isn't.

Guy 1: Yeah, Frank is such a melon farmer.
Guy 2(who doesn't know what he is talking about): I know right?

melon farmer by thisnameisalreadybeingusedbyme October 22, 2011

Dairy farmer 

A woman or man who engages in milking a man's prostate. This is done by entering through the anus and pushing against the prostate causing an ejaculation.

That girl Katrin milked me last week, she is a hell of a dairy farmer.

Dairy farmer by Qcipher October 18, 2018

coochie farmer 

A guy who messes around with a girl and her best friend behind the girls back.

Amanda, Tara, stop fucking around with Jesus he's a coochie farmer. -Mary

coochie farmer by Bitch666 June 29, 2007

Gay Farmer 

Any person who has the name Gay Farmer. But also any of the many homosexuals who work in agriculture.

"Hi. My name is Gay Farmer, and I'm a Gay Farmer"

Gay Farmer by George Vespe May 8, 2008

Sausage Farmer 

Usually a gay male individual who is in search of acquiring more penises around him thus he "farms" them by planting the seeds of homosexuality and awaiting the sausages to spring up around him.

-"That guy over there sure does have a lot of male friends."
-"Yeah, he's a very successful Sausage Farmer"

Sausage Farmer by CantakerousCantankerer March 12, 2012

Fat Farmer 

Someone who cultivates belly fat as a lifelong hobby. They are ardent defenders of McDonalds, Burger King and any other fast food franchise that helps them grow belly fat.

Growing fat is considered their greatest achievement.

That Fat Farmer has been growing fat since a young boy. He is a skilled professional.

The trick to being a fat farmer is pretending the amount of pounds you weigh equals the amount of money you have in the bank.

Fat Farmer by pilsburydoeboy March 31, 2013

Lemon Farmer 

Person or persons whom farm lemons with the soul intent to use them to sodomize there buddy’s using a potato cannon. Some times one person wil shoot them lemon for there rectum into there buddy’s rectum... also know as trading lemons

Man that was bad ass playing Lemon Farmers.... was great shooting lemons last night, my ass is killing me!!! I think we woke up the Neighbors!!!

Lemon Farmer by Scuba Stan August 17, 2021