Thomas: "Sam's BMI has been way too high his whole life, this has resulted in a higher fatty acid composition in his cerebral brain lobes and is the primary factor why he can't understand basic banter."
Jane: "Stop being such a fact-troll, Thomas."
Jane: "Stop being such a fact-troll, Thomas."
by De Soevereine Nar November 01, 2024
FOOMA Facts are made up facts that the person stating them pulled the facts From Out Of My Ass. F.O.O.M.A.
87% of all statistics are made up on the spot. They are just FOOMA facts.
Q: Where did you get those statistics Joe, they really impressed the boss?
A: Those were off the cuff, FOOMA Facts.
Q: Where did you get those statistics Joe, they really impressed the boss?
A: Those were off the cuff, FOOMA Facts.
by Scooterius Deus Rex October 04, 2017
The other heard, Gemma told me a Feargal Fact that everyone in Switerzland has access to a nuclear bunker with Sherk on constant repeat
by Jejwjajajja July 15, 2020
(A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person, maybe a lawyer by trade, become so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth even in their own speech
asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater; its absolutely meaningless because the goldfish wouldn't be able to understand my question and Hilary Clinton wouldn't know how to stop lying.
by Sexydimma September 14, 2016
How can Hilary Clinton the candidate, NOT Hilary Clinton the private citizen, understand what fact .vs. fiction is , if she doesn't understand that she is corrupt on a subconscious level?
by Sexydimma June 02, 2016
(A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person becomes so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth, even in their own speech
asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater.
by Sexydimma October 01, 2017
Something one bogan tells another bogan therefor making the information true. This most definitely gets passed on to more bogans or anyone the bogan comes into contact with. Bogan facts are considered annoying and/or funny to educated people but mostly annoying. The educated person will most likely not argue with the bogan fact as it becomes too frustrating to prove a point as the bogan will only listen to other uneducated bogans.
A Cab Sav drinking yuppie sitting in a restaurant with his virginal fiancé overhears a couple of bogans talking at the bar.
Bogan 1: Must be one million fuck’n degrees out there.
Bogan 2: I still think that whole global warming stuff is a huge pile of shit.
Bogan 1: For real
Bogan 2: Too right
Bogan 1: Deadset
Bogan 2: Bloody oath
Cab Sav Drinking Yuppie: And that, my dear, is what they call a bogan fact.
Bogan 1: Must be one million fuck’n degrees out there.
Bogan 2: I still think that whole global warming stuff is a huge pile of shit.
Bogan 1: For real
Bogan 2: Too right
Bogan 1: Deadset
Bogan 2: Bloody oath
Cab Sav Drinking Yuppie: And that, my dear, is what they call a bogan fact.
by Caliban78 February 05, 2014